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having the most insatiable pussy on planet earth is like. such a big responsibility and it requires a lot of diligence on my part and i almost always handle it with grace. and i’m not saying that this means that evvvvverybody needs to be sweet and doting to me but if even a small group of individuals were to consistently give me adoring praise, i could probably keep this up for a few hundred more years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or i can fade to dust with the rest of the mortals, i don’t rlly care either way, up to you guys

i require extra sweetness and praise on low orgasm weeks such as this current one

left work midday to get supplies from imported ingredient store, the cashier was a strikingly beautiful TALLER THAN ME woman with dazzling eyes. she kept asking me questions about what i was using the ingredients for and i was tripping over every single one of my words goddamit guys omfg

people on here be like “women who enjoy sex at all or express any glimmer of attraction are crrrrrrrraaaazzzzy perverts!”

“men who are even sometimes nice? and care about a woman’s pleasure occasionally?? KINGGG wowww give him a trophy”

Girls that grabs your dick while kissing are the real freaks

the wide ranging definition people apply to the word “freak” is fascinating

for those following my apothecary crush saga- i just visited her at the shop. while wearing a lacy low cut top and showing off a glowing new tan, she had the audacity to refer to me as “girlfriend”. like. okay. so she wants me to have a heart attack. she wants me to die of a heart attack and she tried to make that happen TODAY. wow wowowow.