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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
Throwing knives are a stupid weapon because if you miss or don’t incapacitate your opponent all you did is give them a knife. (source)
“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)
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Okay, kids, let’s sit down for a second and take apart some bullshit I’ve seen people claiming about Covid-19 on the Facebook. You may see someone claim “The virus has a 99.98% recovery rate, it’s not that bad.” And they might even get bold and throw out this image to back them up:
Okay. Let’s do a little math here.
The United States! If 99.983% survival rate, then that means that 0.017% of people with the virus die. Now, the US has a total population of roughly 327 million. 0.017% of 327 million is 55,590.
The UK! 99.972% would mean 0.028% deaths. UK population is about 67 million people, 0.028% of 67 million is 18,760.
Just for fun, Spain. 99.956% survival, 0.044% death rate. Population of 47 million. 0.044% of 47 million is 20,680.
Now, remember, we’re talking about a portion of the entire nation’s population. 55,590 in the US, 18,760 in the UK, 20,680 in Spain. If you go look at the death tolls by country, that means these numbers were put together sometime around April 20th to April 25th.
But that’s not what a recovery rate is. The recovery rate is people who got the virus and survived.
This? This is the percentage of the entire population that has died to the virus, not the percentage of people who have contracted the virus and recovered. Completely different statistics. This is the equivalent of the anti-tiger rock- these people who haven’t had the virus didn’t die from it, so it can’t be that dangerous, right?
The actual recovery rates are very different, they probably vary from country to country, and we don’t have an accurate way to look at them yet. But unless you believe that every person in the country has gotten Covid-19, then this chart here is absolute bullshit.
Don’t let people spread it unchallenged.

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Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”
This is how it feels sometime.