soup & crime

• he styles his hair into twists every day but he firmly believes that whatever the back of his head looks like is none of his business. he does take them out when (if) he sleeps.

• he flirts with his customers all the time because he genuinely believes that no one will actually take him seriously. he just thinks the flattery will get him more tips. (it does.)

• he doesn’t really have the time to take them as often as he’d like, but he loves a hot bath. he almost always adds extra aromatics to the water like fancy oils, milks, epsom salts, and flowers. because of this, he refers to bath time as “reth soup”

• he sleeps either completely naked in a bed made up with clean sheets, or fully clothed face down sitting at a table somewhere. there is absolutely no middle ground.

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he my little sweetheart, little gumdrop 🍭

"I will think about you more than soup."