one evil goal

Have you heard or seen some strange unusual happenings on campus?! Shouldn't be hard because we are 'a mighty mighty weird and strange and probably not legal school', in the words of Dean Pelton himself (real talk so we actually can't swear he said that technically but just take our word for it, okay? Okay?? thanks)

Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived.

I, 34M, have entered Community College because I got caught by my law firm (I didn't have a degree). On the first day here, I met a woman, 28F, and immediately tried sleeping with her. Let's call her "The Worst". She always said no, and as the days passed, I started accepting that. However, we slowly started developing a more romantic relationship. My strategy at first to get alone time with her was to make a fake study group, which sadly, turned real when she ACTUALLY invited people. How dare she. One of the people in this group, there's A, a 19F that just graduated high school and had a past drug addiction.

In between all this, I started dating my teacher. I wouldn't dare ask her her age, but let's say she's in her late 20's-early 30's.

On the last day of our semester, The worst grabbed a microphone and confessed her love for me, in public. Of course, my girlfriend was mad. I panicked, went outside, and made out with the 19-year-old, A. I didn't feel anything for her, I just panicked and didn't know what to do. She was also in a very vulnerable state, but... y'know.

Anyway, the thing is that this semester A has been following me around everywhere, claiming we didn't just kiss, we french-kissed. And I feel like a creep and a weirdo. And I really want her away from me. And I want The worst back.