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Watching #WaynesWorld and eating a Popsicle when suddenly The Franklin.

We've all heard the rumors- imitation crab meat doesn't contain crab. So then what exactly is it? Today I take to the lab to isolate any animal DNA and run some PCR tests! Stay tuned for results.

@iamiainiam @emilythetobin t'il you get enough!

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."- MF Everyone get back: I'm gonna do some f&%ing Jedi science. #anewhope #academicrevengeoftheSith #Ishotfirst

An historic blizzard slams Brooklyn; an idiot ascends roof side. Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges are nowhere to be seen. And miles to go before I sleep.

View from (near) my backyard. #wheredidIgoright?

Living with a cat does funny things to a person.

@gearyted this is why we are alive.

Everyone who knows me knows I fucking loathe "selfies;" however, everyone who knows me even a little bit knows I'm maniacally focused one-hundred percent on becoming a doctor of veterinary medicine. So, I guess the caption for this photo would be as follows: That awesome moment after years of hard work when your doctor tells you to scrub in.

Moving is hard. So are mornings. Also it's my birthday. Where's my steak and coffee? #readyforparty #happy7thbirthdayFranklin

There's that Brooklyn smarmcharm sticking it's head out of superfund site The Gowanus Canal just to let you know it's greener than you.

It's here!! Joel's back!!! #croooooooow #mst3k

This is the face of the mastermind behind the single longest olfactory terror campaign since Pangea. #squirtle #bestfriends

He thinks he's people. #bestfriends

@pucci505 is out of town doing God knows what. Ramifications? Infidelity: The Franklin and The Noah indulge in butter marinated and unctuously pickled "Barefoot Contessa" (the only food show other than "Good Eats" that's worth watching). The Franklin farts in approval. #jeffrey! #moarbutter #transfatsaredoublebondedfattyacidswithkinksinthetailsanddontappearinnature