Fourth Act

Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Taurus: Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?

Gemini: Spell me. (M-E) You forgot the D. (There isn't a D in me.) NOT YET!

Cancer: You look a lot like my future husband, I promise to take great care of you and our kids.

Leo: I'd rate you a nine out of ten, only because I'm the one you're missing.

Virgo: I may not be photographer, but I can picture you and I together.

Libra: You remind me of the sun because you constantly brighten up my world.

Scorpio: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, then I'd only have one dollar because you never left my thoughts after the first time.

Sagittarius: You must not of took your vitamins today because you look like you're lacking in vitamin me.

Capricorn: If you were a triangle, you'd be a right triangle because you're ALWAYS right!

Aquarius: I'm good at math ok. U + I = 69, and the value of I is 59 because U are a 10.