incorrect bts quotes

“Waking up every day seems a bit excessive.”

Jimin: I laugh in the face of danger!

Yoongi: I want to change the world.

Jungkook: Where are the fucking honey twists?

Taehyung: You know what we should do? We should hang misletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it!

Hoseok: Always be positive! *trips, falls down the stairs*

Taehyung: I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Jungkook: Hey hyung, wanna play an extreme sport?

Yoongi: *watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Yoongi, driving away with Namjoon: Goodbye Jimin. Goodbye Jin hyung. Goodbye Jungkookie. Goodbye Tae. Goodbye Hobi. Bye Jimin.

Taehyung: You better stop raising your voice at me right now.

*police sirens blaring in the distance*

Jungkook: It’s not gay if I want to date Tae but as bros, right?

“Y’all ever realize lasagna is just spaghetti cake?”

Yoongi: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Jimin a little bit.

Yoongi: I can’t believe you’re here. Why the fuck aren’t you in the hospital?