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The place I’m rooming in has these back-to-back bathrooms that share a window/are connected by a window—— you hear all kinds of dudesounds,,

but when I heard him blow one back at me I just took it as a sign to let loose— 

You tell me who won (its me, I won)  

Its super quiet & mellow & comfy, but you have to order something to use the space/wifi— & every time, I’ll be sitting at my laptop, trying to focus on my paper or read, and my gut will begin to burble loud asf,, in the ultra quiet of this cafe

noooooooooo 

Im not sure what’s worse, the rumbling or the walk of shame to the restroom: where I haven’t once failed to release the dirtiest farts 

The first time I thought I had to shit, but no, it’s always a load of hot gas, just huge relieving farts.  Albeit somewhat wet.. 

It’s obviously the coffee, which I don’t normally drink, but here it’s the entry ticket. & the barista girls are super sweet, I just need to find something on the menu that won’t roil my stomach 🤞

Whenever I’m stuffed I feel like it’s heavier, more pressurized, more forceful. I’m bloated and all that gas is trapped, and abruptly it releases. Burps and farts, loud and blaring

My digestive issues have embarrassed me for a long time, and still kind of do, but ever since I got a roommate its been a lot harder to hide my gas / 'explosions.' If I could hold it in forever I would, but he's caught me a few times now at my most desperate---

All of that has kinda warmed me up to share online