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Women Go Nuts For A Man In Uniform - Primis! Richtofen x F! Reader
Summary: You have a fascination with WW1 military uniforms, Edward knows that. What he didnât know was that your fascination ran deeper than just that.  /This was a stupid idea, Edward knew that. The helmet was heavy and the wool itchy, not to mention this whole get-up was a pain to find in one piece, not ripped to shreds. Dehumanizing? He didnât quite know but he could definitely feel his comrades shaming him. âAll this for eine girlâŚâ he thought as he readjusted the starched collar once more./
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Women Go Nuts For A Man In Uniform - Primis! Richtofen x F! Reader
Summary: You have a fascination with WW1 military uniforms, Edward knows that. What he didnât know was that your fascination ran deeper than just that.  /This was a stupid idea, Edward knew that. The helmet was heavy and the wool itchy, not to mention this whole get-up was a pain to find in one piece, not ripped to shreds. Dehumanizing? He didnât quite know but he could definitely feel his comrades shaming him. âAll this for eine girlâŚâ he thought as he readjusted the starched collar once more./
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Hello! Can you please write headcanons of Primis Richtofen being able to watch scary movies with his s/o? Which films do you think heâd enjoy? They are cuddling on the couch
Edward is such a sweetheart and deserves all the love.
đNo zombie movies please. Heâs been through so much and canât handle the brain dead cannibal eating monsters anymore. Has spent too much time with them and the sound of them just make his ears hurt and head ache
đIs a huge fan of the old monster movies!! Like Frankenstein, the werewolf, Dracula with Bella Lugosi, the mummy. Things from the 30âs and 40âs are his favorite! Says he loves them all but really he loves Dracula the most
đMust have snacks and blankets if youâre to do a spooky movie marathon! Isnât a fan of sticky things but is such a sucker for fruit gummies and hogs up all the strawberry flavored ones
đGets frustrated when the girl falls and does everything in his power to sit there and not yell at the tv. He tries, he really does but my god dose it infuriate this man to the point heâs telling Iâm Germanđ
đNever admits it but Edward does get scared sometimes. You can always tell by how he squeezes your hand when a scary scene comes on or when he lets out a heavy sigh that heâs been holding in for a while
đClaims there needs to be atmosphere and goes and turns all the lights off in the house before sitting back on the couch and snuggling up close to you and every once in a while being hand fed popcorn because heâs so enamored with the movie
đBesides liking the old horror movies, he very much enjoys realistic horror such as psychological horror! If itâs something that scares you heâd be more than happy to hold you and cover your head with the blanket when a scary scene comes on
đIs a bit of blanket hog so be prepared to bring a few blankets over to the couch! Typically likes to either lay side by side with you or you laying on top of him with you between his legs. Itâs like he can âprotect youâ in the second cuddling position so please just indulge in his shenanigans

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I'm just gonna slide this in bestie but... Primis Richtofen headcanons of a cozy night in to soothe his anxiety? This means cuddling him, bombarding him with blankets and kisses, maybe make him a cup of his favorite tea. He deserves so much love and healing after all he's been through <3
A/N: ABSOLUTELY AGREED ANON THIS MAN DESERVED BETTER
- I've said it before in a previous post but I imagine Richtofen is the type to try and hide how he's feeling from you. It's not that he doesn't trust you, he's just so used to it at this point that he doesn't think to expose that part of himself to you.
- But it's rather easy to tell, when he gets more snappy than usual and when his hands start shaking. You'll have to pull him away from whatever was going on because god knows he'll stay there until his bottled up emotions start pouring out and he loses all of his dignity.
- He doesn't really care about what you do to comfort him, it's just the fact that you're trying is enough.
- I think he'd like to be distracted somewhat, so talking about something random or etc may calm him down enough to focus again.
- I'm majorly biased towards canon au but modern au Richtofen would love to cuddle you and watch documentaries. It's his biggest source of comfort, hands down.
- Canon au tho, he'll take what he can get. If that includes a cup of poor quality tea and a scratchy blanket, he'll accept it bc once again, it's not about how you comfort him, it's about the fact that you're trying.
- I feel like when it gets REALLY bad, he sort of shuts people out. If you've been together for a while, he might immediately seek you out at times while the rest of the crew are up in arms because their multiverse tour guide just kinda dipped on them without saying anything.
- They better keep their mouths shut though lest the Primis Richtofen simps rip them a new one <3
- I think, if he trusts you enough, he may even cry in front of you. He might get a little irritated if you try to coo at him and say everything is alright, because he knows it's not, so the best you can do is offer physical comfort and give him a place to rest when he cries so hard he feels like he's gonna pass out.
- All in all, SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN A HUG
I will protect you (Ultimis Richtofen x reader)
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Location: kino der Toten
It was around midnight when you found this abandoned theatre in the middle of Berlin, it seemed like a good place to look for resources and things that might help you , so you decided to enter. It was dark, fortunately you had a flashlight, you explored a bit finding nothing important when you came across this room full of mannequins, you looked around hoping to find something useful when all of a sudden you fell a hand on your shoulder, this scared you making you drop your flashlight.
"Who are jou? Und vat are jou doing here?" You hear a high pitched voice that had a German accent.
"I'm (y/n) (l/n), a-and I'm looking for supplies" you said terrified
"Who are you?" You asked trying to seem though
"I am dr. Edward Richtofen"he said,
Edward's hand went off your shoulder and grabbed your flash light, he used it to go to a switch on the wall, he pressed it turning on the lights of what looked like a dressing room. You looked around still looking for things that might be useful, when your eyes met the German's, they where light blue, full of emotions but, not the good kind, You could see pain and torture, madness and insanity but behind all that you could see sadness and desire. He was lonely, he was sad, he needed something or... someone. After a couple of minutes passed he broke the silence saying." So, looks like ve are not alone."Â You look around looking for zombies but you did not find any. "Huh? What do you mean, there are no zombies around."you asked "oh, I vas talking about jou, ve have not seen a single person since this whole thing started" he stated.
"We?" You asked since you thought you where the only ones around."ja, there are other people here, Nikolai, takeo und a stupid American called Dempsey" he said, as he got closer,"und now jou, of course" he said while looking deep into your (e/c) eyes.
You looked away embarrassed by the blush that formed on your cheeks, it was clear to you that this man made you feel ways that no one else made you feel. "hahahaHAHA" he laughed maniacally, but this didn't make you feel scared it only made you more excited. You looked back at him feeling more things than before, you couldn't resist, you had to kiss him ,now!
You move fast and press your lips against his he stopped laughing and kissed back , you wrapped your arms around his neck and opened your mouth wide letting his tongue get inside. After some seconds you pulled back to get some air. When you opened your eyes you saw that Edward's hands where wrapped around your waist holding you close, not letting you go. You where so close, there was no space between your bodies, you could feel something hard on his lower body, between his legs, you looked deep into his eyes in a seductive way, they where filled with lust and need. With fast movements you slid your hand in his pants and started to tease the tip of his 'manhood' he growled in pleasure, as your movements got faster, he let little moans out. He wanted more, faster, rougher, tighter. He couldn't take it anymore, he picked you up and put you on a table, you laughed a little, he smiled and growled as he unzipped his pants fast. He climbed on top of you and you started to take of your pants slowly to make him more impatient. He couldn't wait any longer he put your hands away and started to pull down fast, in less than a second your lower body had no clothes on, he put your legs on his shoulders and started to enter you slowly, he let out a long deep moan. As he got deeper, you moaned in pleasure, quickly he started moving fast, this sudden change of speed made you let a high pitched moan, you quickly covered your mouth with your hand, Edward laughed in a deep voice it had a sadistic undertone to it ,you where lost in your own pleasure and desire, you did not notice this behaviour. Until he planted his nails in your legs , you could feel this slight yet satisfying pain, you let out a little moan and a slight smile. He saw this pleasure in your eyes and he couldn't hold back, his movements got faster and faster until he released deep inside you , you could feel this warm substance in you, it made you fell satisfaction and happiness. He thrusted a couple more times before he pulled out you could see his long and thick member covered in a white substance,he wiped it off , then he got dressed you did the same thing, wipe off the excess , put on your panties then your pants and shoes, you felt tiered, Edward was just standing there,you glanced at him then let a yawn out he ask you to follow him, you did. He laid you down in a couch of the main lobby and he laid beside you. Both of you where tiered and waisted as you started to fall asleep you heard his voice this time with a low tone say "ich liebe dich (y/n) und I vill protect jou, ve vill be together, I promise" stunned by his sudden statement you turn around and say "love you too, and I hope we will never be away from each other" you two fell asleep in the couch. That night ,you had no fear.
Spider webs (Primis richtofen x reader)
Location: zetsubou no shima
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You were running fast, trying to get away from a bunch of spiders that were chasing you.
You ran as fast as you could but the spiders seemed to catch up rather easily, so you decided to trick them, you ran past a big rock in order to gain more time but as soon as you turned your head to look forward you crashed against something...
well, someone.
You found yourself in a bit of an embarrassing situation, your legs were each on the sides of Edward's hips and your hand where next to his shoulders.
You were about to stand up but one of the spiders wrapped it's web around the both of you, sealing you on the position you were before.
For some strange reason all of the spiders suddenly ran away as if they were being attracted to something else.
After watching all of them leave you realized the situation you where in, your legs were around Edward's lower part and the spiderwebs didn't let you move one bit, your hands were pressed against Edward's back in what was almost a hug.
Richtofen's face started turning red as soon as he tried to move, the way you two where pressed against each other made it difficult to make the slightest move without rubbing himself on your pants.
Every time he tried to brake the webs you could feel his whole length between your legs. Even if he knew the situation you two were in he decided to keep on trying and in less than a couple of seconds you started letting tiny moans out, Edward finally realizes that there is no use on wasting energy to try to set both of you free and stops wiggling.
This makes you feel abandoned and unsatisfied, you start whimpering desperately for him to continue rubbing his big erected shaft against your poor wet womanhood.
After listening to you beg for him, he decides to grant you your wish.
He starts rubbing himself with little thrusts up and down moving slowly, you can feel him taking pleasure out of this action and making you moan on a low voice, after a couple of minutes he starts picking up a faster pace. His member is incredibly hard and his breathing becomes faster and heavier, your little moans start getting louder and the pleasure that you feel increases radically, every second that he's member strokes your opening is almost like a moment in paradise.
His thrusts get even faster and you grow closer to your orgasm, after a couple of minutes with this almost inhuman speed Edward starts letting out deep moans and growls, and almost immediately after, he screams your name and realizes his load in his pants, at the same time you let your panties get soaked on your own cum.
You two take time to to relax, and only a few minutes past, Dempsey finds the both of you and your little problem, he can't help but to laugh at the situation that you two were in and calls the rest of the group to see you two. After the arrival of the other two Nikolai starts laughing and Dempsey joins him immediately, takeo isn't amused and helps you both out of the webs.
As you were liberated you could feel the wetness between your les with every step you took, fortunately it wasn't visible which you were glad of.
On the other hand Edward's little situation was more than showing and it didn't take long for the others to realize what had happened.
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âYou know, we could speed this shit up if we all pick a teleporter and go to it. Shit will be linked in seconds.â Dempsey suggested, probably the least brain-dead suggestion he had all month.
Ah, the Giant, your least favourite place to be, honestly. Place was awful, end of story.
You fired a shot from your Luger (complementary weapon from Edward) into another zombie that was breaking in from the alleyway, and shrugged at Dempsey.
âYou gotta take that up with Edward, not sure if he would want to split up like that.â
âNein, absolutely not,â Richtofen cut in from somewhere behind you. âThat is how we get killed.â
Dempsey and Richtofen constantly butted heads, both always having quite different ideas, and even though it was well known Richtofen was the unofficial leader of the group, Dempsey still constantly questioned his leadership.
âWhat will get us killed is if we decide to all go to each teleporter together. Sooner we get it done the better chance of survival we got.â Tank fired a few more shots in the direction of a few zombies, each of them dropping like flies.
âI believe he has a point. Although splitting up is quite a dangerous plan, we need to get the teleporters operational before we get overwhelmed.â In a never before seen turn of events, Takeo agreed with Dempsey.
Tank had a smirk on his face, a hand to his hip and he looked to Edward with an âI told you soâ attitude. Both you and Edward narrowed your eyes.
âFine. But no one will be there if you go down. Dempsey you take teleporter A, Takeo B,â
You holstered your weapon, ready to be directed to teleporter c, but Edward didnât turn to you.
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SchĂśn. That was the only word Richtofen could think of when he first laid his eyes on you. He's never felt this way before. He thought you were absolutely gorgeous to look at. You seemed to have very a playful sense of humour as well as he heard you say "Take a picture, it'll last longer" to Dempsey. Richtofen was a little startled at first as he thought you were talking to him, but soon that startled feeling turned into anger, more specifically jealousy, as he realised Dempsey was mentally undressing you not too long before you had snapped him out of his perverse thoughts with your quick wit. While the others laughed at Dempsey's now flustered and blushing state, Richtofen couldn't help but feel protective of you. The thought of someone mentally undressing you made him want to punch their lights out, but he refrained as he knew he would only get puzzled and scared looks from the other 3. Instead he stood there silently, mentally punching Dempsey in the face whilst the others continued their chat about how they're going to get out of this damned place.
"What is the matter, German?" Takeo asked, bringing Richtofen back to reality. "Hm? Oh nothing, Takeo. Vhy vould anything be wrong?" He said through slightly clenched teeth. Takeo looked at him, concerned as his once calm and collected 'friend' is now showing signs of hostility towards a fellow comrade. "You seem troubled, my unconditional friend. Has Dempsey shown dishonour to you?" Takeo asked with concern clearly evident in his voice. Richtofen glared at Dempsey then turned to look at Takeo. "Nein Takeo. Nothing like zat. I'm just vorried he vill get too... 'distracted' vith (Y/N) around..." He said, trying to disguise his obvious jealousy. Takeo softened his concerned glare and looked towards you and the others. "I am sure he will be fine after a short while. However I cannot blame him for staring, she is truly a beautiful creature with much honour." He said softly. Richtofen luckily wasn't listening to him as he was too busy figuring out ways to keep you with him and away from the others, especially Dempsey.
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Chapter 4:
Please make sure to look at the picture of the map above if you're not sure where each teleporter is.
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*Your POV*
We decided to head over to Teleporter B to sync the teleporter as we all had enough of these 'points' to open the doors on the way. Luckily for us, we had somehow managed to accidentally save a crawler, so it was easy to get there quickly. The real problem was getting back to the mainframe before the 30 seconds were up. Before attempting to sync the teleporter, we decided it would be best to discuss who the fastest runner was out of the 5 of us. Of course being the lightest one, they all looked at me at first. However, Richtofen seemed really against the idea of me running off on my own. I guess even if there is a crawler left, that crawler could still die out and the next horde could start arriving when I'm only half way there. So in order to ensure my safety, Dempsey volunteered to go with me just in case the crawler decided to visit Hell a little early. This not only made Richtofen mad, but it also pissed off... Nikolai?! Hold up. I know I don't know him well but I sure as Hell know him well enough to know it takes quite a lot for his comrades to make him mad, especially Dempsey. 'Why is everyone suddenly so hostile to each other?' I thought to myself. It wasn't long before the men started bickering among themselves about who gets to accompany me to the mainframe. 'Men' you thought.
*3rd Person POV*
"ENOUGH!" Takeo shouted, instantly catching the immediate attention of the 3 arguing men. "Seeing as I clearly have the most honour, I will go with (Y/N)." He stated simply. Although he wasn't the strongest out of the 4 men, he definitely had the most power over them. For some odd reason, the other 3 were always a mixture of being too scared and having too much respect to argue against Takeo and his decisions. They silently decided in their heads that Takeo would probably be the best option anyway, seeing as he was the deadliest and had far too much discipline to even think about trying anything with (Y/N). Little did they know that his feelings towards
her had grown immensely over the short time they had known each other.
*Takeo's POV*
I could tell the others weren't going to argue with me. They never have and they never will. (Y/N) looked at me with a glimmer of thankfulness in her eyes, her beautiful (E/C) eyes. 'Stop it Takeo! You must maintain honour for your ancestors!' I thought to myself. This will be harder than I anticipated. I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard Richtofen walk over to the teleporter to press the button. He looked at us before he pressed it to make sure we were ready. (Y/N) and I nodded then turned to the door, ready to run. As soon as we heard the familiar sound of Dr. Maxis' voice counting down the 30 seconds we ran as fast as our legs could take us.
We ran for what felt like an eternity, but really it was probably only 20 seconds, as we finally pressed the button at the mainframe to sync the teleporter. I don't know why but I felt absolutely exhausted. I had never run that fast in my life. I bent over slightly and rested my hands on my knees as I tried regain my breath. I was about to turn my head to look at (Y/N) until I felt a soft hand place itself on the top of my back, soothingly patting it as a sign of comfort. I felt my cheeks heat up slightly, but luckily my head was still bowed so (Y/N) couldn't see it. 'Is this what it feels like to be touched by an angel?' I thought to myself. I had finally caught my breath and stood up straight. I turned to look at (Y/N). She truly was beautiful. Everything about her just seemed so perfect. The way I towered over her small figure, the way her hands felt as soft as a pillow when they soothingly touched my back...
I hadn't realised I was staring at her until I was snapped out of my peaceful thoughts by her giggling. Her laugh was adorable! Just when I thought she couldn't get any better, she giggled. I would love to make her laugh that adorable laugh more some time. 'Oh (Y/N), if only you knew how I felt about you...'
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I desperately miss the Autumn season even though summer just began. Can you please write Primis Richtofen imagines of how he would spend Autumn with his beloved?đđâď¸
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2.0 Edward Richtofen; Autumn Season With His S/O
aww dearie this is so sweet. i miss the autumn season too. so beautifullll....
Autumn season is Edward's favourite time of year. When the weather starts to cool down he finds himself staying indoors much more.
He loves the idea of spending most days at home with you. Just being in each others company, whether you're in the same room together or not, simply knowing that you're around is very comforting for him.
Edward enjoys evening walks with you; a nature walk specifically. The moment of being out with you, holding your hand as you simply admire your surroundings. He finds it particularly special if you're both out to watch the sun go down. You best expect a clichĂŠ kiss at that moment.
Homely, cozy meals. Edward loves them during this time of year. He will gladly help you cook, or even cook for you despite him not being a brilliant cook. It's the thought that counts. Expect soups and hearty casseroles during the colder seasons.
Evenings get darker much sooner, which is all the more reason to spend the night snuggled up by each other. Edward loves to read to you, or vice versa. It's so serene.
Edward loves the little things about Autumn time. Watching the sunrise over the hazy land. The deep shades of red and brown as the leaves on trees wither and dull in colour. The cozy attire. He finds it so clichĂŠ that he treasures it all; but mostly he treasures the fact that he's spending these sweet moments with you.
Under the Desk - Primis! Richtofen x F! Reader
Summary: You suck off Edward under the desk. Shameless self indulgence.
Words: 2,952
Warnings: NSFW - Cursing, Smut
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*All Richtofens in general are an enigma. They are layered with secrets and burdens one canât bear to live with. Ultimis may appear very childish at times, yet he is so level-headed and methodical in his ways. He is a sensitive soul deep down but itâs barricaded by so much angst. For someone who claims to love pain, he can barely handle it on the receiving end.
*In the beginning, he really tries hard to pour on his charisma. Granted, he does truly feel happy with you! But he isnât so sure how the cards align for the future. Happy achievements arenât so common for him in the social department. So he figures to just âenjoy the ride while he still canâ.
*But one day, you find him extremely stressed to a trembling state. He canât even look at you. The voices told him not to. All of a sudden, he was acting much more mean-spirited than usual. A lot was happening to him inside. It didnât excuse everything, but you felt awful to see him crumble. Despite how he treated you, you stayed there with him. You showed him the compassion that nobody else ever did. That alone is what changed everything for the better. Maybe blessings do exist after all.
Now that the heavier matters are out of the way, ITâS TIME FOR THE HAPPY STUFF YAAAAAY!
*With the two of you in an established relationship, heâs much calmer around you. You provide a sense of comfort for him. He would never admit it but heâs always longed for gentleness in his life. He just didnât think he was worthy of it. Also, being a chaotic drama queen is funny.
*But you two are a power couple. When the going gets tough, you both will make it through.
*You are his pride and joy. His one and only. He will spoil you at the drop of a hat. Granted, he does have a big ego and it does need to be in check every now and then. But he otherwise does his absolute best to make you his priority.
*Very affectionate. Edward will not hesitate to show PDA because he treasures you so much. Heâs also incredibly touch-starved. He loves wrapping his arms around you from behind. If youâre short enough, he rests his chin on top of your head. Cuddles and kisses must be scheduled daily.
*He never fails to make you laugh with witty one-liners throughout the day. He absolutely knows how to say the the right thing almost every time. Richtofen always immediately turns to you expecting to see you giggle at his antics.
*Now that I mention it, Richtofen learns that he enjoys making you happy way more than making others feel pain. The way your face lights up with exuberant joy makes him feel happy too. Itâs best expressed through acts of service, physical touch and quality time. Richtofenâs playful spirit is also quite helpful if heâs feeling it.
*Please please PLEASE annoy Dempsey with him!! Itâs funny, ja?! Heâll persuade you reasons to join in the banter on his side. It also helps to know youâll be able to find comebacks if the marine is able to hurt Richtofenâs feelings a bit too much. The look on that stupid Americanâs face is priceless. I HATE YOU DEMPSEY (totally not written by Richtofen)
*In his words, he likes to âstir the potâ when it comes to drama. So you also are talked into driving the others crazy. Either by him suddenly trying to make out of nowhere or by taking the crawlers out for a walk on a leash. Just outright ridiculous stunts.
Nikolai: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG?!
Richtofen: It donât bite :)
Nikolai: YES IT DO-
*Dr.Richtofen is a scientist first and foremost. So you often follow him to the lab/his work place to keep him company. If you arenât observing his work, then youâre helping him so as long as it doesnât involve you getting hurt. Perhaps heâll consider engraving your name to your own Wundewaffe-DG2 to own.
*If the apocalypse ends/if this is a modern au timeline, he hopes to do everything with you. He is more excited to see the world with you by his side. Whether it be attending events or going to a night on the town, he is happy to appreciate the good in the world. Side note: I think he would enjoy watching theatre shows/plays. He did once quote that he considered being on the stage at some point in his life.
*Somehow, he will find a way to drag you into trouble with him. The only rabbit of betrayal planned for you is to trick you into giving him what he wants. He will find a way to gain ultimate power of the Aether while still keeping you alive.
*Heâs not exactly a guard dog but he knows how to protect you in his own way. Usually he does things in the background so the perpetrator wonât notice any traps until itâs too late. Unless itâs more direct immediate danger, which then heâll make a scene. You will always have someone who looks out for you to stay safe or to feel better if youâre getting picked on in any way. Did I mention he hisses?
*Iâm not going to ignore his horny talk. He unexpectedly enjoys the much sweeter intimacy more, but he does love to get *ahem* primitive. Especially with you. And he has a very high drive so have fun with that. But you may want to tell him no to adding any zombies to the mix.
*Nicknames for you include, but are not limited to: Liebchen, meine liebe, schmoopy boo, schmoopy, engel, dearest sunflower, Aether King/Queen, mäuschen
*Edward does engage in a lot of intelligent conversation with you. Youâre the only one that truly cares to listen. It isnât always about his work at Group 935 or physics rants. But the two of you learn a lot from each other through various topics.
*He is very eccentric most of the time. But when youâre alone, it feels surreal to see him as a completely different person. The way Edward has this sehnsucht in his eyes. He feels safe being around you. He does surprise you with a quiet, tenderhearted waltz to a nearby record. Or maybe itâs the way he hugs you and kisses the top of your head.
*Either way, he always keeps it interesting. You never know if today will be a calm Richtofen or a zany scientist. But you know you wouldnât trade him for the worldâ¤ď¸đ

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Women Go Nuts For A Man In Uniform - Primis! Richtofen x F! Reader
Summary: You have a fascination with WW1 military uniforms, Edward knows that. What he didnât know was that your fascination ran deeper than just that.  /This was a stupid idea, Edward knew that. The helmet was heavy and the wool itchy, not to mention this whole get-up was a pain to find in one piece, not ripped to shreds. Dehumanizing? He didnât quite know but he could definitely feel his comrades shaming him. âAll this for eine girlâŚâ he thought as he readjusted the starched collar once more./
Words:Â 5,468
Warnings: NSFW - Cursing, Smut
Ultimis crew small reaction to s/o who smokes cigarettes? They even roll up sometimes themselves.
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1.0 Crew; S/O That Smokes
thank you for the request dearie. apologies this took so long
All of them smoke, but some more heavily than others.
Dempsey: He smokes the most out of the 4, and is probably the one most inclined to roll his own too. He smiles when you roll him one without him needing to ask.
Richtofen: He doesn't mind his s/o smoking as he smokes too, though usually when he's stressed. He wouldn't go out of his way to roll his own, but he's intrigued when you do.
Nikolai: He'll only smoke if he's offered, but he often declines more than accepts the offer. He probaby won't even notice if you're rolling your own. It really doesn't bother him.
Takeo: He's another that will smoke if he's offered, but won't accept the offer from anyone else but you. He couldn't care less if you're rolling your own. He just hopes that you're not smoking too excessively.