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Janis: caddy, ‘cause she’s a snack

Damian:

Janis:

Damian:

Gretchen: *sprints across the house to throw herself onto the table*

Karen:

Janis: *leans in* sing it, daddy

Gretchen: babe, that's not-

Karen: *cups her face* at least, I can hold my whole world in my hands

Cady: *whispering to damian* what- what the fuck does that mean,,

Damian: *whispering back* she means that she likes you a lot and wants to know if you like her back

Cady: oh

Cady: that's so tits! I want to fuck you, too!

Janis: sick!

hot guys!

Cady: *glancing under the table* babe what do straight people eat? soup?

Janis, in an incredibly uncomfortable crouched position under the table: how the fuck should I know

Janis:

Janis:

Janis: regina,, cady and I have been dating for six years and we live together and have a dog

Janis: honestly I'm kind of offended that you ever had any shadow of doubt concerning my level of lesbian, I mean-

Janis:

Cady: please don't ruin this moment I rehearsed it in the mirror for weeks

Janis: hotel? trivago~

Janis: caddy I'm lesbin

Janis: jesbian

Janis: lesiba

Janis: *sobbing* I like girls caddy

Cady, her girlfriend of two years:

Janis: how?

Cady: just say what's on your mind!

Janis: ok

Cady:

Janis:

Cady:

Damian: *watching from a bush*

Janis: *glances to Damian*

Damian: *thumbs up*

Janis: *touches Cadys hand*

Cady: *glances to Karen, Gretchen and Regina, all behind a trash can*

The Plastics: *kissy faces*

Cady: *leans on Janis' shoulder*

Damian: *sobbing quietly* thats my girl

Cady: I love you more

Janis: but not as 'just friends' right

~later~

Cady: *putting her shirt back on*

Janis: this wasn't a 'just friends' fuck right

~later~

Cady: *on one knee* will you marry me?

Janis: yes

Cady: no

Janis: what? why not?

Cady: *blank stare*

Janis: really though, I could be a murderer!

Cady:

Janis: cute way to say 'I love you too'

Cady: I have an idea

Janis: cool, what?