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Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

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You got: Grey Line with Black, Blue, and Yellow, by Georgia O'Keeffe

You're deeply in touch with your feminine side (like, SO DEEPLY) and not afraid to show it. You're able to find beauty and power in even the smallest things. You're also most likely excellent in bed.

I guess they don’t, but I wouldn’t really know I guess. But don’t they make those drinks that are apple cider and alcoholic already? Although those are usually cold…but I’m sure they could warm them up! I’m not sure what was in the drink I was having, it tasted great at the time, but yeah like I said, that next morning was awful. Um the S’mores drink is pretty sweet, I can’t imagine anything with apple being sweeter than that. Oh well, maybe it’ll just be a mystery. And not having matching drinks is fine! It’s the company that’s important. 

Like Angry Orchard? But those totes taste like, more like beer than like an actual apple cider -- like, I’ve never had a thing where hot and cold make it so super duper different, have you? 

That’s not, um… you know what? Yeah, okay. We’ll just go with what you said. If that person loved you and then fell in love with your sister, that wouldn’t weird you out a little bit? Like. I don’t know, they’d be like a serial dater! Date someone else not in my gene pool, maybe? I don’t know, it’s not like I’ve really had that ‘for realsies’ type either. But it just kinda seems like having those types of feelings for someone would just, I don’t know, make it feel cheap if they started dating my twin sister afterward.

My sister and I would both obvi be super rad, and maybe he just realized there were like, things about me that didn’t super mesh well with him that did mesh with my sister. It’s all about like, finding your zen, and if your zens don’t match then it’s okay for them to find the person they are matchy matchy with. 

Not if they want to keep customers, they don’t. They could get in like, mega trouble if they lie about what they put in food. Duh, that’s why there’s dirty dining shows and stuff so the liars get exposed! But that’s the point! They should be in smoothies, because they’re super healthy!

I thought that was more for like, when there are mice in your kitchen and when they feed you pigeon instead of real chicken, I had no idea it was for like regular stuff like if you’re actually using organic foods or not. But are they super smooth? Maybe they’re just not the right texture.

“Ankle fat?” He repeated, not quiet comprehending what she was saying. She looked perfectly healthy and there wasn’t an ounce of at on her. And if there was? Who cared? All body types were beautiful to Gil. It didn’t matter the gender or size. Being on the Isle for as long as he was, he learned to not be picky and most of the Isle kids seemed to feel the same way. He reached to shove another strawberry in his mouth, chewing on it while he tried to speak. He hadn’t quite learned manners were there for a reason. “What is a cheat day?” He asked, strawberry juice slipping from the corner of his mouth. Gil reached to wipe it off, finishing it off the strawberry and tossing the top into the nearest trash bin. “I’ve never had an avocado.” He’d have to use the internet to figure out what one was in the first place, but he had plenty of time for that. “I like toast, though. Is it something you put on toast? Like a spread?”

Pretty sure he’d just say to turn the other cheek in that scenario. I mean, not that I’m a theology expert or anything, but like, I don’t know… wait, Jesus Power Rings, what? You mean… the purity rings? Those are like, abstinence promises. They don’t give you like super powers or anything. Oh, really? Because like, if my sister started seeing any guy that I was dating or anything I think it’d bother me a little bit. Okay, maybe not like every guy, but there’s at least one that would bother me if I saw the two of them together. So, kudos, I guess that makes you a better person that me.

Um... yeah! Purity is a Jesus power, so same thing. Being absent is a superpower, though, like, most people can’t just disappear when there’s drama like that, they have to stay and be not-absent for their lives. I mean, maybe it would be diff if I’d ever had something super serious but I’ve never been in like for realsies love. But if my sibling loved the person too and they loved her I’d feel like, mega bad getting in the way of them being happy, you know? I’d just do extra yoga to distract myself and then I’d be too tired to stay up and have the bad thoughts about them at night.

I haven’t though I’ve wanted to try it. I did try Taro milk tea and that was amazing so I’ve been going to bubble tea places more than Crownbucks but that’s besides the point! Chai-dye would be perfect for fall, you’re right! Trademark this now so that they have to pay us for the ideas. And they wonder why we’ve resorted to text speak.

That’s the purple-grey one, right? I love it, it reminds me of like, a tornado sky, but when the tornado promises not to like, destroy houses and send people to Ozimodo or whatever that place is. Um, that would be so cool, how do we do that? Idk which Mark does trades, it seems like there are a lot of them here.

I only eat at super good and healthy places, so nope! Not me! I only eat the very best, like obviously. Look at me! But dates have way more potassium than bananas, and yummier too, and those aren’t used nearly as much as they should be. Um, because he wasn’t cute? And the apron didn’t help. At all.

Some places lie and stuff! That’s why they say it’s always better to like, eat at home if you want to make sure your body’s a temple, although even then there’s like, still a chance that there are ants in your carrots or whatevs. Dates are on like, cheese boards more than in smoothies, which is kind of a weird flex but whatevs. That’s fair. If apron magic fails then he must have been seriously uggo.

“You know. I haven’t stopped eating fruit since I got here.” It’s been a few years, but strawberries with sugar were his favorite. He continued to be told it wasn’t healthy, but that didn’t bother him too much. He was active enough during the day that a little bit of sugar wasn’t going to kill him. “These are the kinds of things the Isle don’t have to offer.” Fruit. Sugar. Soda. Anything that wasn’t rotten or disgusting, the Isle didn’t have. At least Auradon had brought a breath of fresh air and school wasn’t nearly as boring as it had been on the Isle. “Do you have a favorite food?” He was asking for personal reasons, of course. If someone had a favorite food he hadn’t tried, he definitely would end up doing so after this conversation finished.

I’d probs tell my dad it doesn’t matter if you’re a princess to the rest of the world as long as you’re a princess in your heart? IDK if that makes sense but like, hopefully it does.

Um, no thanks? I’d rather stick to the place where I know what goes into my drinks. Like what if you thought you were drinking fruit but were really drinking something that was like super bad for you? Omg, I know, everyone does strawberry banana. And like I know it’s a popular flavor, but unpopular opinion? Totally overrated. I think something like dragon fruit would be better than strawberry, and it’d totes have the same kind of color! I mean, like, one person did? I guess he thought I was gona slide into his DMs but, um, no? I’m positive they would if I asked though!

You probs are, like preservatives or conservatives or whatever those things are that are masquerading as okay when they’re bad bad bad. I actually think strawberry kiwi is the superior strawberry combo, but I guess bananas have more potassium so that’s why they’re like, a thing. Why didn’t you? They look so cute in those aprons, and they know all the secret recipes, they’re totes catches. 

Well It’s not a picture book so I guess it can’t be yours. And don’t listen to those people who say that the book is better believe me the movies are always better then the books.

Really? Oh my gosh, you just got added to my list of favoritiest favorites, thank you for saying that. Which movies do you think that’s true about? Like, I know you said all of them, but you must have actually read a few that made you so super sure about your answer.

I’m hoping it’ll end up beautiful, or else naming it after you would feel like a lie. I’d want to call it something like Gemini Juice… wait, Ing, is that a brilliant idea or am I crazy? Making twelve kinds of flavors and naming them after the star signs? Not that Stargrid Lemontea isn’t cute but I just got super hype about the other one and I don’t get super hyper about much so, like, let me know if it’s a bad idea and my excitement is just running away with me.

Ummm, that’s totally a brilliant beyond brilliant idea? Although like, Gemini Juice rolls off the tongue so well, is there a way to do that for all of them? Taurus Tonic, Sip of Sagittarius, Leo Lemonade, um... I know I’m missing like a bajillion, but this is your arena, see if you can do it, go go go!

One question: would Jesus really care that much about celebrity gossip that he’d poof it away? What kind of savior is that, taking away all of our pathetic earthly drama. Is it really all that respectful if you get with your sibling’s ex though? Like think about it. How would that make you feel if your brother was shacking up with your ex?

If the celebrities are good people who are getting lies told about them, maybe? I don’t know how it all works but didn’t they also have Jesus Power Rings at one point? It was before I was in Auradon so the details are like, fuzzo. I don’t know, I’ve never minded sharing so if I had a brother I’d probs be fine with it? The universe just tosses weird stuff at you sometimes to test your zen, but mine’s pretty high, I think I could take it.