Just trying her best

ENFP: What do you mean?

ENFP: You fit right in my arms

In my head, all of these books are cheesy Rom Coms.

ISFJ: Misery With a Side of Cupcakes

ESFJ: We Go Together Like Tea and Espresso

INTJ: I Wish I Was a Cat

ENTJ: How Did I Get Here?

ISTJ: ISTJ and the Mysterious Case of the Feels

ESTJ: Accidentally In Charge

ISFP: I Can Do It! A Self Help Guide for Everything and Anything

ESFP: Disco Danger

ISTP: Sunglasses at Night

ESTP: A Surprising Amount of Dad Jokes

INTP: How to be Abducted by Aliens: A Beginner’s Guide

ENTP: An Influx of Dopamine (Makes the Heart Grow Fonder)

INFJ: Unicorns Are Real: A Memoir

ENFJ: Brotherhood of the Traveling Hair Tie

INFP: My Tumblr Life

ENFP: Fight Me, I Dare You

*All titles are made up, to the best of my knowledge

INFJ: San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk

INFP: the Artist’s Garden at Giverny 

INTJ: A Cart on the Snow-Covered Road 

INTP: Poppy Field at Argenteuil 

ISTP: the Garden at Argenteuil 

ISTJ: the Magpie 

ISFJ: the Cliff Walk at Pourville 

ISFP: Sailboat at le Petit Gennevilliers 

ENFP: Water Lily Pond 

ENFJ: Terrace at the Seaside 

ENTJ: the Church at Varengeville Against the Sunset 

ENTP: Bordighera 

ESTP: Red Boats at Argenteuil 

ESFP: The Tuileries 

ESFJ: the Artist’s Family in the Garden 

ESTJ: Impression, Sunrise 

Idiot

Not very smart

Fucking stupid

ENTJ

INTJ

ENTP

INTP

ENFP

INFP

ENFJ

INFJ

ISTP: Warm April rain drawing life from the ground

ISTJ: Flowering wreaths and blooming gardens

ISFP: Cool mornings and fresh fruit, early golden sky

ISFJ: Petals floating on the water, sunlight on the lake

INTP: The lingering scent of damp earth and freshly cut grass

INTJ: Hot drinks and steaming mugs fogging the windows

INFP: Cherry Blossoms dusted with pollen and little bugs

INFJ: Dewdrops and flower buds, foggy morning light

ESTP: Backyard grilling, paper plates and kickball games

ESTJ: Thunder on the horizon, dark clouds and fleeting storms

ESFP: Lady bugs and caterpillars, meadows full of bumblebees

ESFJ: Wind-chimes and baby robins, crickets’ morning noise

ENTP: Bonfires and smokey skies, gazing at the stars

ENTJ: Paper planes out the window, chalky murals in the street

ENFP: Orchards and citrus smiles, farmers market afternoons

ISTP: “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” ~1984 

ISTJ: “We started dying before the snow, and like the snow, we continued to fall.” ~Tracks

ISFP: “If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer… If you’re a pretender, come sit by my fire.” ~Where The Sidewalk Ends

ISFJ: “A story has no beginning or end; arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.” ~The End of the Affair 

INTP: “Quietly, like a shadow, I watch this drama unfold scene by scene. I am the lucid one here, the dangerous one, and nobody suspects.”  ~Love, Anger, Madness: A Haitian Triptych

INTJ: “It winged its way across the blackness of intergalactic space, searching.” ~World Eater

INFP: “He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.” ~Scaramouche

INFJ: “The world is a clock winding down.” ~The Infinite Sea

ESTP “The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”  ~The Go-Between

ESTJ: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” ~A Tale Of Two Cities

ESFP: “First the colors, then the humans. That’s usually how I see things. Or at least, how I try.” ~The Book Thief 

ESFJ: “Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant.” ~The Year Of Magical Thinking

ENTP: “It was a pleasure to burn.” ~Fahrenheit 451

ENTJ: “If music be the food of love, play on.” ~Twelfth Night

ENFP: “In case you hadn’t noticed, you have a mental dialogue going on inside your head that never stops. It just keeps going and going.” ~The Untethered Soul

INTP: It’s not water-

ENTP: Vodka? INTP, I don’t think you should be-

INTP: It’s vinegar

ENTP:

INTP:

ENTP: W-what

Based on behaviors that everyone of these types do 100%(yes that’s sarcasm).

INTP: Stay awake until you no longer have the willpower to control your train of thought. Search up various advanced theories, preferably science or psychology, on wikipedia until you’re convinced that time is a dependent variable and you are a sociopath. Compensate with hot drinks.

INTJ: Spend all of your money on technology, video games, and music. Stress out internally over every situation. Be extremely competent when it counts but oblivious when it doesn’t. Hide all of your emotions from everyone, save for maybe 1 person if they’re lucky.

INFP: Always look on the bright side and try to uplift others, with bonus points for being very physically affectionate towards your friends. Pick up some assorted hobbies or interests and select a few topics at random to be unnecessarily stubborn about. Harbor immense pain and wait for someone to ask you what’s wrong.

INFJ: Develop obsessions with multiple TV shows on Hulu and Netflix. Find a way to both be successfully productive and procrastinate. Listen to everyone’s problems. Flock to people you admire and absorb everything you like about them into your personality.

ISTP: Refuse to let anything properly anger you and take everything in stride. Be honest and forthcoming about what you think. Express your opinions loudly and definitively. Feed off of success and knowing exactly what you’re good at.

ISTJ: Claim to have no feelings. Climb a tree and sit there to write poetry, paint, feel sorry for yourself, and cry. Deliver perfectly timed comebacks and one-liners with ease. Become obsessed with honesty. Start thinking in patterns. Plan a murder.

ISFP: Say everything on your mind regardless of how others might perceive it. Have good, pure intentions. Avoid focusing on anything for longer than 15 minutes. Travel a lot, for the experience, for the aesthetic, and for the ability to bring it up every 5 minutes when you get back.

ISFJ: Help anyone and everyone who needs it. Always look put-together and calm, even if you’re stressed out. Make witty/judgemental comments under your breath that no one hears. Stay out of drama. Keep most of your feelings from people.

ENTP: Refuse to commit to anything for longer than your attention span. Always have a comeback or witty response. Develop excessive confidence and ambition to mask any inner turmoil or insecurities. If someone asks you what’s wrong, avoid answering by quoting memes.

ENTJ: Attempt to control everything around you. Take the lead in organizing group plans. Aggressively take care of everyone. Push yourself to the point of having lowkey breakdowns and zero free time. Create your own sets of standards for things, and your own exceptions.

ENFP: Become overwhelmed by life. Identify as a partial introvert. Have a love-hate relationship with parties because you want to socialize but not all of the time. In fact, be conflicted by most things. Avoid hurting people’s feelings whenever possible. Somehow always look perfect, even when you’re not trying.

ENFJ: Write an entire story, but without any regard for conventional grammar. Master the “sour grapes” mentality. Always have energy, even when you’re tired. Make friends with everyone. Start listening to country music.

ESTP: Stop reading this post. Go skydive.

ESTJ: Erase any impure thoughts from your brain. Get a job that pays well and is traditionally acceptable. Go out of your way to help people and expect nothing in return. Take control of any projects that people aren’t doing perfectly. Have only perfectly explainable and rational feelings.

ESFP: Attend a party. Socialize with everyone and relish being the center of attention. Judge people, especially fake and self-centered people that make drama out of everything. Love observing the drama those people create. Planning and facebook are your new drugs.