If I've no one to fight, how do I know who I am?

i know he ate a cheese

y’all are really out here acting like having over 60 marvel characters in one movie is a good idea

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

@imaginarycircus

I have found that cats respond better to Aristotle’s Physics than Plato. Aristotle said friendship is important, but truth is more important and the Platonic Forms are ridiculous. The cleaner logic of causes and principles appeals to cats and they also like chicken.

OH WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH!! i am looking forward to listening to this so much i am so excited!! 

asmr open mic night

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

lesbians doing that thing where they put their hand on the back of their neck and stick their elbow out amirite ladies?