Help Me To Breathe

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

not to be overly political and dry, and also not to imply my stances on things have been exactly obscure by diaclaiming that, but recent events have revealed to a startling extent how much the average american's understanding of west asia is about on par with what one could absorb by having the intellectual curiosity of a human sea anemone

the sheer number of opinions that can only be understood by tacking on "the person writing this believes iran is the same as iraq, both of which they cannot distinguish from afghanistan because they sleepwalked through the US War On Terror, and they also believe every Muslim Country is two cities in the middle of an enormous empty wasteland that exists only to be crossed by bandits, governed only by a single head of state who exerts power on his full lonesome" is actually madness inducing

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them

wowwwwwwww this male character I'm a fan of is so weak and incompetent, he's a woman to me. not actually a woman though. that’s icky. let men be feminine. I'm just saying he's like one because he's weak and incompetent and and submissive incredibly pathetic compared to everyone around him. like women are.

coworker next to me just closed his mostly red robinhood app to pull up his sports betting service

get this lame shit off my website

No.

Hello, and since you're here, I want to tell you about Ibrahim. He's my friend who has been living for over two years under the genocide Israel is perpetrating against Palestine. He has endured hunger, fear, and bombing, and has lost many of his loved ones. Today, as the aggression continues, Ibrahim needs our support more than ever. Please, help him in any way you can—a small donation could save his life and give him new hope.

I have suffered greatly from bombing, killing, destroying and losing the most precious people of my life, and also now I am being ignored. Everyone is silent, and we bomb from under the table by secret. I hate ignoring. Relax. Donate to us. Please don't ignore us.

Please donate what you can to Ibrahim, $5 goes a long way. Keep sharing for him and his family as well please, it would help them out immensely

Please donate to me and don't ignore me, I really suffer from the suffering I show means nothing, please donate and share this post. I hope you send me a little.

Please donate and share this post!!

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

why is nobody talking about how its halloween tomorrow

the way feminism just died in recent years is crazy. a whole like 20 steps back!!!

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

Not I.

we dont talk about this but a lot of tumblr comments are actually very reddit