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the hardest part of my conditioning was stopping me from saying "handler i hardly know her"

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

watching through breaking bad for the first time after watching this countless times and finding the source of every sound in this video was maybe the best possible tv watching experience I could have ever had

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

@dolphinsarejerks

Humans have spent the last 160k ish years getting really good at using sharp rocks and sticks to do things. We’re tool users, we use incredibly flexible fingers and wrists to grip and then manipulate objects. Our fingers, where most creatures end, become attachment points for new parts of ourselves. The way that we get good at certain skills mimics the way we learn how to use our limbs. You don’t think much about reaching out to grab something, but when you were a baby it would’ve been impossible or shakey and awkward. You don’t think much about writing your name with a pencil but the first time you did it as a child it was shakey and awkward. I don’t think much about getting behind a wheel, but the first dozen times I did were shakey and awkward. Idk where I’m going with this. We’re evolved to integrate tools into our perceptions of self.

100%. I've said before, humans are natural cyborgs. We don't think about holding a tool, we think about doing with our tool, as we put the tool into our body map. When we drive a car, we become the car.

Becoming one with the car. A carmaster. I and the car move as one. The car is but an extension of me.