Nejy

Kaz: Move

Jesper: Make me.

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz:

Kaz: Do you really want me to

Inej: It’s not illegal if you’re doing the right thing

Jesper: It’s not illegal if you’re having fun

Nina: It’s not illegal if you end up with food

Matthias: It’s not illegal if you pretend that it isn’t

Wylan:

Nikolai: *whispers* well i have a flying ship

Jesper: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Kaz: There’s a reason for that

Jesper: Can you try?

Jesper: Pleeeeease?

Kaz: *smiles*

Jesper: Kaz is ‘ThIrTyMiLlIoNkRuGe’

Jesper: Inej is ‘the Itsy Bitsy Spider’

Jesper: So no one died

Kaz:

Jesper: Okay, maybe someone died

Kaz:

Jesper: But it was a stadwatch officer, so it’s fine, right?

Kaz:

Jesper: And it’s not like anyone got arrested

Kaz:

Jesper: ...except for Nina

Kaz:

Jesper:

Inej:

Inej: If I’m being completely honest, pancakes are better

Kaz:

Kaz: Does it involve hiding a dead body

Wylan: ...no

Kaz: Stealing from some rich mercher?

Wylan: No

Kaz: Insulting your girlfriend?

Wylan: I’m gay

Jesper: ....Kuwei, you know I have a boyfriend, right?

Kuwei: People die. All the time.

(later)

Nikolai: Being ugly

Nikolai: Spiders

Inej: Becoming a productive member of society?

Nikolai: I’m not sure

( later )

Nikolai: 4

Zoya: What?

Nikolai: 4 elephants would fit in a room.

*loud noises from upstairs*

Zoya: Tell me you didn't-