Crowley: Thanks for paying the bill for dinner, angel
Aziraphale: But... I thought you did?
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Crowley: Well I guess we won’t be going to that place ever again
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@ineffablequotes
Crowley: Thanks for paying the bill for dinner, angel
Aziraphale: But... I thought you did?
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Crowley: Well I guess we won’t be going to that place ever again

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What if Crowley had given the wrong note to Azi?
Aziraphale: I'm tired of this dumbass place and these fake ass people
Gabriel [walking into the room]: Hi!
Aziraphale: Hey!
Aziraphale:
Aziraphale: Fucking bitch
Gabriel: Is that bubble gum ice cream
Aziraphale: Well, it’s not simply bubble gum ice cream. It’s Frosty Double Bubble Blast Off.
Gabriel [to Crowley]: Why are you with him?
Crowley: I find him whimsical.
Careful step and Yeet™

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Adam: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Aziraphale: If?
Crowley: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Aziraphale:
Hi! I love your stuff, is it okay if I make TikTok audios out of them? I would give your blog credit of course.
none of the quotes are mine (unless stated otherwise) so go right ahead!! (i try to give credit to the sources when i can but sometimes i cant find it since a lot of them are just general internet memes at this point)
Aziraphale: What rhymes with orange
Crowley: No it doesn’t
Crowley: Absolutely nothing catches me off guard
Aziraphale: [smiles]
Crowley:
Crowley: Nevermind

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this is the first time I've been back on Tumblr in like 2 or 3 months and I stumbled on your blog first thing and I'm glad I came back lmao
welcome back to this hell site (and thank u for liking my blog!!)
another example of why we dont deserve neil gaiman
Aziraphale: It's the inside that matters, not the outside
Crowley: Really? Give me an example
Aziraphale: Refrigerator
Crowley: I'm sad
Aziraphale: I have these two emotional jumper cables that might help! Here, let me just attach it
Crowley:
Crowley: Angel, this is a hug
Aziraphale: Is it helping?
Crowley: Yeah
thank you all so so much for 10k!!!! im honestly shocked i never thought this account would get this far, i dont deserve it but im glad people like my posts ♡ sorry ive been kind of inactive lately, i will do my best to post more (at least once a day)!

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Do you ever think that Crowley wears the glasses so that when he sees his reflection in mirrors or Windows he doesn't have to see his snake eyes which represent the biggest mistake he ever made? Like he didn't want to be cast out of heaven away from Aziraphale and his eyes are a dead give away, but with the glasses, he can't see them in the rear view mirror of his beauty (which would explain why he wears them even in the car)?????
yeah that definitely makes sense, and i think when crowley wears his glasses it's to hide his vulnerability (since his eyes would give away his emotions) like he put them on in the scene where they were about to face the end of the world, etc.
Aziraphale: I'll order for us. I know how this works
Crowley: Okay
Aziraphale: What does the chef recommend?
Employee: Sir, this is McDonalds