We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

hulu i will never watch your stupid little show. manscaped i will never buy your dick and ball products. bots looking for a sugar baby $5000 weekly allowance we can talk later this just isn't a good time for me rn

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

because I hate americans and redditors next question

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Oh my god damn

#op its your job to kill that whale

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A