ally

god gives his sleepiest soldiers the loudest upstairs neighbours

the consequences of the narrative are catching up

the horrors are unionizing and yk what good for them

sometimes i try to cartwheel for half an hour and every time i fail i give the homeless man i've kidnapped another number to the lock on his cage

[dancing at a party with you] haha this is so much fun! do you have an erection

babe, r u ok? you've barely touched your roadkill

if i found out i was patient zero for a disease my ego would be through the roof

if i start molting at the function don't make it weird

[holding a stethoscope to your chest while vigorously jerking off] yeah everything sounds great. sorry about the mess