someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

no

ok

what appears to be gay sex happening in the Tumblr TV banner

finally this website is coming back

It's like wall-e finding the sprouting plant

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

I have been hacked.

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

everyone has an opinion on vagina bush but sometimes I feel like I'm the only person with an opinion on penis bush. completely hairless penis looks strange to me. it ceases to be a penis, it's just a tube. you've got a tube there. even michaelangelo understood this when he was sculpting the glabrous david and chose to include a coif on the beast.

It's a cylinder.

I feel like this site is slowly gaining its third joke

what day is it

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

how does mah jong even work

Yaoi friday the 13th