halfway there

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

Yo quick shout out to titties

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack

today my coworker was like “i’m gay” and i’m like “yea me too” and his eyes light up because that moment of connection when u find another one of ur kind in a desolate heterosexual wasteland is absolutely pure n beautiful.

on the internet no one knows

No one knows what?

no one knows

Only rational thing to do