Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

Med students are like Magicarps. You don’t have any useful skills, you get thrown out first in every encounter just to take a couple hits and gain experience, and one day you turn into a fabulous, overworked dragon.

serotonin? in this economy?

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider