Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail present

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

we’re doing it right now

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

that vagina-owner feel

Hahahahahaha

i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds

Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.