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GP: Oh yeah, we can choose a side order, why don't you pick?
AK: I would, but I can't deSIDE!
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*While ordering food*
AK: What side order should we get?
GP: Oh yeah, we can choose a side order, why don't you pick?
AK: I would, but I can't deSIDE!

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More Puns for U C
GP: Why do some laundry rooms at UCLA require change?
AC: They do?? It must be one of the older units then?
GP: Nu, they have a quarter system, like UCLA.
AC: ......
AC: Why does everyone see a bit of laundry here?
GP: :v UCLAundry
Do your dang essay
*While working on her essay*
GP: Hey, what do you call a female gangster electronic mail service?
AC: I don't know, but do your freaking dang freaking essay...
GP: Gmail :VVVV
Cookie'n
AC: Did you get any pastries?
GP: Yesh, I stole a cookie and a bagel.
AC: Mwahaha, excellent!
AC: Looks like you don't need to cook, just cookieat.
Pears
*While eating a terrible pear*
AC: Sorry Pear gods, but I cannot finish this offering.
PG: It will be OK if you offer them a pair of pears.
AC: I hope that won't make them apPear.

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Paired
AC: I like your sandals.
GP: They're $2.
AC: Can I have a pair?
*GP hands him a pear*
Lunch geography
*after bringing out a napkin
AC:I'm pretty good at not getting lost and making maps.
GP: So that means you can make mapkins.
Building a search
GP: If you boelt right in, you can find me.
AC: You are in Boelter!
Dropping some help
AC: You left your folder in the computer bag...
GP: It's fine, I dun really need it right now
AC: Ok, if you need it though, I will folDerop it off for you
Asperinspired Puns
AC: Hey, I am paying you for the asperin you made, your job is to hand it over >=(
GP: Your job is to never pay for and never touch it :v
AC: You aseperatin' between the drug and I?
GP: I'm an aspiring failed chemist, not an aspiring accused murderer.
AC: You won't be responsible, since I was the one that murderank it

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Dormant Puns
AC: Are you in dorms?
GP: Kind of
AC: Kindorm!
AC: ....OK, that was bad.
GP: My dorm is my kingdorm
AC: Ooooo that was a good one! But, shouldn't it be a pengdorm?
Bad Cookie (Feast Dinner #4)
*after GP gets mousse*
AC: Well, I hope you cookienjoy your dessert
AC: Which dessert was an Italian dictator?
GP: That cookienjoy didn't fit nicely. >:V Moussolini
AC: Correct! And he wasn't moussolenient
Feast #3
GP: I'm desserting this converation for actual sweets
AC: I hope you enjoy your just dessertation
GP: I mousse start on my work after this
AC: Heyyy, I don't know what else you are getting, I can't cake anymore of this!
A Seeled Victory! (Feast Dinner #2)
GP: I am having chicken and pineapple soup, yellow curry fries, kimchi fried rice and salmon.
AC: I'm glad you didn't Kim chicken out of the opportunity for me to joke
GP: Im actually having trouble thinking of one
AC: Yesh, I win one! Frynally!
GP: I guess salm on my game now
AC: Salm on? >=(
GP: I'm on
AC: I think you should pineapply for defeat
GP: It workd better said aloud
GP: I should just pay the pRICE
AC: Shall I meet you then? So I can yellowt my victory
AC: Or should I say yellowt my vicurry
AC: Ohohoho, I am on a roll
Feast Dinner #1
AC: How's your penghungerin level?
GP: I am at Feast right now
AC: Ohhh nice, whatcha feasting on?
GP: Are you going to curry on with your jokes?
AC: You bread my mind

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Culture n' Science
GP: Oh crap I forgot to write aboot the color wheel
AC: Haha, you SHOE-D do that
GP: Where did shoe come from?
AC: you said "aboot" =/
GP: Oh, I was just being canadian
GP: I sowrry. I'll have what I said reaped.
AC: Ohh, I didn't know you AmeriCAN do that
AC: Are you being aggroculturally insensitive?
GP: The articles have very little about the color wheel
AC: That's not wheely fair
This was nintendone
*while editing*
GP: If it's something as simple as removing a word, go ahead
AC: I can Nintendo directly do that
GP: Directly nintenDO
AC: You are good, too good, I cannot Nintendo 3dscape that fact
GP: Wii are both good
AC: Wii and u