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And now I have Baby Shark in my head.

I like when the dog puts me to bed. The whole stare from the hallway until I start the routine gets me every time.

I should write a love letter to coffee. Coffee and French toast.

If your pet or child does something you don’t like, do you say to your partner that’s their pet/child? I won’t say what our little Walnut did, but he’s Niall’s dog right now.

I will say it paused and at first I thought I was looking at a close up of a chocolate bar.

The never-ending abs ad is confusing me. There’s a slight possibility it will make more sense with sound, but I’ll just remain confused instead.

I stared at the bedroom wall too long, and now it needs a new paint colour.

Officially dating an old man.

Both of us commented it smelling like the pizza was nearly done. Both of us were prepping the salads and somehow thought the other got the pizza out. When I tell you this pizza is the most burnt pizza I have ever seen in my life. The cheese is black.

I don’t know how long Tumblr live will fool itself into think it’s “new”, but that badge demanding my attention any time I’m on the dash gets old real quick.

We are breaking up marriages.

Niall in sparkly tear away pants would make me more excited to watch The Voice.