mediocre girls do it okay

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍

stop calling your own work slop

stop forcing yourself to disengage with what you love because a layer of irony makes it more comfortable. admit you care and let yourself feel good about it

@this-is-trans-joy

This is trans joy!!!

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!