the witchlands

Merik: Feels like you're being a little harsh.

If I had a dollar for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they’re afraid of Aeduan, I’d be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.

You should listen to me! I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed!

Aeduan: Sure, I'll kill him.

Merik: Do you think that maybe you’re feeling, I don’t know, a little guilty?

Iseult: I got a package from Gretchya.

Vivia: Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay?

Merik: Sometimes when we disagree you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Cam: I'm too tough to cry.

Hello, Linday. It’s always good to see the most left-swiped face on Tinder.

Iseult: How do you sleep at night?!

Leopold: What's your greatest weakness?

Of course we can pull it off. There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.

Safi: Aeduan, we just pulled the funniest--

Safi: My best friend is a Nomasti.

Cam: You're coming across as distinctly paranoid.

Merik: I'm cold.