Incorrect Willobert Quotes

Beck: What's it like living with Willow?

Robert: I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little kids, Mother’s always played us off each other.

I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself yet still think I'm better than everyone else.

Helena: Well, it’s not often you get to confront your greatest failure face-to-face.

Robert: Okay, the palace is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?

I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was kind of indescribable, really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.

Robert: You like me? You like my personality?

Eleanor : Can I tell you a secret?

Robert: you have nice hands 

Robert: You’re like a cloud 

Robert: You’re kind like Rapunzel 

Robert : Willow, you are like an angel with no wings

My family loves me, they just don’t care about my general happiness or self-esteem.

Robert: [playing chess] Once the queen is dead, the king is useless.

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to because then there's more room for me on the low road.