Personal Logs

Kathryn: What's your biggest weakness?

B'Elanna: I can be uncooperative.

Kathryn: Ok, can you give me an example?

Tuvok: *raises an eyebrow*

Harry: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Tom: What's wrong?

B'Elanna: It's just... adults are boring. And I don't wanna buy all this boring adult stuff so we can become boring adults.

Tom: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're going to buy a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second that I'm not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so I can shoot you in the face when you're asleep... Then you're the dumbest person I know.

Kashyk: I take that as a compliment.

B'Elanna: Check.

Tom: Phaser charged?

B'Elanna: Check.

Tom: Did you have breakfast?

B'Elanna: What? That's not on the checklist.

Tom: I added it because I care about you.

B'Elanna: No, I did not have breakfast.

Tom: Unacceptable, look in your pocket.

B'Elanna, finding a granola bar in there: Hey, there are little chocolate chips in this!

B'elanna: Why not?

Tom: Because, um, Harry is naked!

Harry: What?

Tom: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

B'Elanna: Really?

Tuvok: I assure you, I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor.

Tom: (laughs nervously)