Jade: a whiskey for me, and uh... she'll have a Capri Sun
Cat: Jade I'm 21 years old, I can buy my own Capri Sun

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Jade: a whiskey for me, and uh... she'll have a Capri Sun
Cat: Jade I'm 21 years old, I can buy my own Capri Sun

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Tori: Cat, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.
Cat: *writing* Z-U-K-
Tori: Nope.
Cat: Z-O-O-K-
Tori: No...
Cat: Let's get corn instead.
Beck: My girlfriend has a...challenging personality.
Tori: She's mostly a git. But every once in a while, she can be a jerk.
Jade: I'm standing right here.
Jade: Shhh, here comes the principal!
Andre: Quick, Robbie, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Robbie: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Andre: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
incorrect victorious quotes
tori: i wish you could block people in real life
andre: restraining order
jade: murder

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incorrect victorious quotes
andre: you fainted. do you remember anything?
tori: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
andre: that wasn’t an ambulance, i drove you
tori: but i heard a siren
andre: that was cat
cat: sorry i got nervous
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jade: look, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
tori: all the time!
jade:
jade: well you should’ve gotten used to it by now
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jade: i know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry
tori: it’s not a rivalry, you’re just sometimes mean to me, and it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time
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jade: is there a word between mad and sad?
tori: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated–
cat: smad
Jade: I want to know what's wrong with Beck.
Tori: What makes you think there's anything wrong?
Jade: Well I've asked him to go to the Kick Back like 100 times, and every time he changes his mind.
Tori: Maybe he doesn't like you. Did you think about that?
Jade: Yes. Actually it did cross my mind. But then I thought, oh, no, no, he hangs around with you, his standards must be pretty low.

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Jade Gets Crushed
Andre: Tori, what do you think of Jade?
Tori: You know those stonefish that kind of look like a rock? They could shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kinda reminds me of one of those.
Sikowitz: What in the name of Shakespeare's ass is going on here?
Jade: Can't we just order in? I don't wanna go outside.
Beck: Today's special is squid ink fettuccine.
Jade: Well that is the most melancholy pasta.
Beck: That's my girl.
Tori: So… what’s it like dating Jade?
Beck: Once, I asked her for a glass of water and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”
Jade: Someone will die.
Cat: Of fun!

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Jade: She thinks everything is funny. Watch.
[turns to Cat]
Jade: Pudding.
Cat: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
Tori Goes Platinum
Jade: Cat, have you noticed anything strange about Tori?
Cat: No, not really.
Jade: Have you noticed it gets darker at night, then lighter when the sun comes up?
Cat: That’s because of Tori?!
Jade: Never mind.