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cody glass: please? for me?
nic hague: don't do that.
cody glass: what?
nic hague: you think that every time you say "please, for me?" i'll do whatever you want, but not this time!
cody glass: please? for me?
nic hague:
nic hague: okay.
cody glass: i have an idea, but i'm gonna need your permission.
max pacioretty: why would you need my permission?
cody glass: because if i mess it up, i don't want it to just be my fault.
william karlsson: reavo, swear you’ll be nice.
ryan reaves: oh, i’ll swear!
brayden mcnabb: you shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you, they could beat you up.
jonathan marchessault: then i would never get to insult anyone!
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I’m so glad this blog is back!
aww thanks so much, lad! i know i was pretty dead over the offseason, but i’ve got lots of posts drafted up and ready to post, so expect a post at least once a week from now on!
[loud crashing noises]
max paxioretty: what was that?!
nic hague: a box fell down the stairs.
max pacioretty: that sounded a lot louder than a box.
nic hague: glasser was in the box.
any veteran player: *says anything*
nic hague and cody glass: ok, boomer.
jonathan marchessault: i’ve done some dumb shit.
william karlsson: i’ve witnessed the dumb shit.
nate schmidt: i’ve recorded the dumb shit.
marc-andre fleury: i assisted you in the dumb shit.
max pacioretty: i tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit.
cody glass, as nic hague walks by: wow, i can’t believe i have to fall in love with him.
deryk engelland: you don’t have to?
cody glass: no i’m GONNA-
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mark stone: i support your decision to be the biggest idiot you can be.
jonathan marchessault: you’re saying you support me actively choosing to do dumb shit?
mark stone: i’m saying i support you in being yourself, and you just happen to be a very stupid person.
gerard gallant: marc, we need to talk about your professionalism.
marc-andre fleury, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.
nobody:
jonathan marchessault: i’m way more jacked than patrick kane.
david perron: i've been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for years now. no response.
jonathan marchessault: wow. they sound stupid.
david perron: but they're not. they're pretty smart actually, just dense.
jonathan marchessault: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, maybe say, "hey! i love you!"
david perron: i guess you're right. hey, jonny, i love you.
jonathan marchessault: see! just say that!
david perron: you can't be fucking serious.
jonathan marchessault: if that flies over their head then, sorry pear, they're too dumb for you.
david perron: jonny...
max pacioretty: how are we going to beat them?
william karlsson: i’m not supposed to have any ideas. i’m the hot one
marc-andré fleury: i’m pretty sure i’m the hot one
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shea theodore: you know, there’s something weird going on with your face.
deryk engelland: what?
shea theodore: you’re smiling. i didn’t know you could do that.
william karlsson: oh no, you’re getting an idea, aren’t you?
jonathan marchessault: yeah.
william karlsson: is it gonna get me in trouble?
jonathan marchessault: maybe.
william karlsson: is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?
jonathan marchessault: yeah, definitely.
