two households both saying stuff

Is everything alright? I miss your posts

Hey, I'm starting a Benutio blog, dedicated to the true romance story that was never shared, and I was wondering if I could reblig your quote; I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.” Mercutio

i would love to see more rosaline related content :)

as a literature nerd who's studying romeo and juliet in english class right now this makes me so very happy thank you

Benvolio:So what you’re saying is you can’t explain it.

Mercutio: That helmet looks kind of lame.

Oh, Romeo, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.

Mercutio: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Mercutio: You use your brain too much.

Escalus: You’re crude and unprofessional.

Mercutio: I dislike you, capisce?

Romeo and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note and try to get Benvolio to make an appointment with the ear doctor.

Look, Mercutio and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.

It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.

If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or in hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance - a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.