Incorrect Unwind Quotes

Lev: I don’t have to do this just because you’re telling me to.

UnWholly

...that sounded straighter in my head.

Bam: You know, Freud said that 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. But come on, you know, give me some credit. I’d say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising and the rest by violence in film.

Miracolina: Please, I’m begging you, let me die.

The fact that Head and Shoulders does't have a body was called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

Hayden: Did you see my underwear?

Miracolina: There's literally nothing I love more than Lev—

My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.

Connor: You look depressed.

Lev: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Risa: What’s your blood type?

You're going to have to try a little harder to insult me, I'm rarely paying attention.

UnWholly

Kirk: I know you sneaked out last night, Connor.

My parole officer says I need more extracurriculars, and they said they won't let me back in the sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles, it's deemed ‘inappropriate’ and ‘I have to leave’.

Lev: Well, when I'm with a girl I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty. Or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.