Quotes of the Golden Witch

Satan: laughing cow cheese huh?

Rosa: imagining how satisfying it would be to hit a grand wizard with a ford f-150 before they could react.

Ikuko: 90% of what I say to my cat is just telling him what body parts he has

Beatrice: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Maria: nothing is better than finding a walking stick

Virgilia: i think we, as a culture, have moved too far away from fantasy films where every plot thread is like “the dragon rider and the werewolf joined a crew of sky pirates and hit a storm of cloud-eels but luckily they were saved by a friendly pod of star whales” or whatever the fuck was going on with movies like stardust and time bandits . it’s doesn’t necessarily make a good film but i feel like there’s something deep in our lizard brains that craves stories entirely made up of weird bullshit

Gohda: my colleagues react to finding my shriveled corpse in the gutter outside hungry jacks

Kanon: I hate rich white people

Hideyoshi: taking care of kids is so easy it requires three skills:

Featherine: the story ends with the magic going away forever. don’t you find it sad and poetic? please give me a pulitzer or at least a hugo

Battler: What's Hamlet? Have I missed something?