"He is a peacock in everything but beauty!”
- Probably Gordon, directed at James
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@incorrecttttequotes
"He is a peacock in everything but beauty!”
- Probably Gordon, directed at James

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What level of weird but funny is acceptable for a submission?
you can submit whatever tf you want basically, as long as it's not ragingly offensive and include the original quote source so i know how to tag it
Mavis: Well, Diesel 10 just wrecked. Would anyone like to say a few words?
James: I will. *chugs forward* He was a loudmouth dick and he scratched my paint at the Tidmouth Christmas party. Amen. *chugs backward*
Thomas: This isn’t fair. You can’t let it happen, Sir!
The Fat Controller: I know, but I’m bored now, so it looks like I probably will. Good luck, all.
“Seven tenders, Duck? Seven? That’s insane.”
- Henry

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Gordon: I am at a loss for words!
Thomas, narrating: And despite his loss for words, dad spent the next forty-five minutes yelling at me. A new record.
Sir Topham Hatt: I’m sure you’ve read of their recent fortune amassed in the junk business.
Splatter: Scrap metal, actually.
no nazis on my server, please
What the huh?
I just had to block someone who I think was... kin with hitler?
no nazis on my server, please
Rosie: I may be of assistance.
Thomas, Emily, and Gordon: Rosie!
Gordon (mumbling): How did you get in my berth?

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James: Do I get to pull the Flying Kipper?
Henry: The Dane Cook of trains? No.
Sit down Gordon! You fat mother*bleep*
-Thomas
Donald: I’m sorry that I refused to do anything you asked and then left you stranded in the snow.
Douglas: I’m sorry that I did literally nothing wrong.
Donald: Someday I’ll forgive you.
Sir Topham Hatt: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my engines equally!
(EARLIER THAT DAY)
Sir Topham Hatt: I don’t care for James.
“I feel like hell just came and threw up on me.”
- Henry (after getting into his famous accident)

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U know that vine like "JESUS CHRIST" "watch your language" "jesus...!"? Thats thomas, mr conductor, and lady
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James: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
Mike: No, I’m a miniature engine.
James: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.