Incorrect 'The Good Place' Quotes

Janet: Jason loves jacuzzis.

Michael: Why are you two here?

Chidi: Ah yes, my train of thought.

Janet, to Michael: I organised your messages into three categories.

Chidi: Eleanor, why do you keep staring at me?

Eleanor: Later I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.

Janet fighting off the demons to save the squad from being dragged to the bad place? ULTIMATE BADASS! I've never loved her more

The source for "have you been yelled at by chidi yet?" "I'm not scared of him" "So that's a no" is from Mad Men, not Arrow. It's Don instead of Chidi so you can Google and verify yourself

Tahani: So the glorified robot is coming with us?

Jason: It’s so annoying how Tahani is good at everything. There’s got to be SOMETHING he’s terrible at.

Chidi: I am at a lost for words!

Michael, about the four humans: You don’t have all the facts.

Chidi: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Not a question, but I noticed that whenever Janet appears they never show her appearing, we just hear the noise and then the camera cuts back to her. It drives me insane.

Eleanor: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Your quotes make me laugh so much, they're perfect!! Keep up the awesome work!

Demon: We have your son.