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Conor: Thirty seconds is my limit.
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Mayesh: Can’t you be serious for five minutes?
Conor: Thirty seconds is my limit.

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Kel: Why is that person glaring at you?
Jerrod: Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They don’t know how to respond, so they s just been scowling at from a distance ever since.
Kel: …shall we make an over dramatic exit?
Jerrod: Nothing would please me more.
Jerrod, covering Kel’s eyes with his hands: Guess who!
Kel: It’s either Jerrod or the cold clammy hands of death.
Jerrod, putting his hands away: It’s Jerrod!
Kel: Damnit.
Kel: I found your underground safe. I stole half the goal.
Antonetta: That’s decoy gold. You think I’d leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground, where anyone could find it?
Antonetta: You don’t know me at all.
Conor: Dear frozen yogurt,
Conor: You are the celery of deserts.
Conor: Be ice cream or be nothing.

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Jerrod: That building is, like, 5 Lin away and we’re at least 14 Lin high.
Lin: Please don’t use me as a system of measurement.
Kel: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive or forget something like that.
Jerrod:
Kel: Except you. You and I, we’re good.
Jerrod: Do you trust me?
Ji-an: No.
Jerrod: Me neither.
Aron: You’ve got to apologize.
Lin: Why?
Aron: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.
Lin: How does that affect me?
Joss: Where are you going?
Kel, getting up and leaving: Life’s too short to waste it on you.

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Lin: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
Lilibet: You do?
Lin: Yes.
Lilibet: Really?
Lin: Yes.
Lilibet:
Lilibet: May I ask why?
Kel: Accidentally indulged in too much “free time” and turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Kel: We’re scamming this guy?
Ji-an: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Kel: What?! No!
Ji-an: Why not? We already stole Jerrod!
Jerrod: Hey guys.
Kel: No, we didn’t! Jerrod can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants.
Jerrod: I wanna steal.
Conor: Gray hell, Kel. We have to get you to Lin!
Kel: Oh just a flesh wound.
Conor: Yeah, but it’s like all of your flesh.
Anjelica: I’m so sorry, I was just trying to help, I didn’t mean for you tone in danger.
Kel: Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.

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Kel: I might have a plan, but we’ll need a distraction. How are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?
Jerrod: I’ve been told those are my most attractive qualities.
Mayesh: I expected more out of you.
Conor: Why?
Mayesh: …You know, you’re right. That’s my bad.