Roland: The past couple years, I’ve done a lot of work on myself, and I’ve realized I’ll be fine as long as I get constant attention.
(source: John Mulaney)
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Roland: The past couple years, I’ve done a lot of work on myself, and I’ve realized I’ll be fine as long as I get constant attention.
(source: John Mulaney)

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Dawn, to Bog: We’ll stick together like that velcro stuff. I’m the fuzzy side. You’ll be the spiky.
(source: Shrek the Musical)
Marianne: Whoever did this to Dawn showed unbelievable disregard for her safety; downright despicable!
Sunny: [looks down, ashamed]
Marianne, pointedly: Oh, right, it was you.
(source: The Owl House, S1E15)
Marianne: The strong must protect the sweet.
(source: ‘Lisa’s Rival’, The Simpsons)
Roland: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.
(source: Despair.com ‘Pretension’ demotivational poster)

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Bog King: Dare I ask Marianne to dinner? What if she says ‘no’? What if she says ‘yes’?!
(source: Addams Family Values)
Bog King: Marianne ... you’re so pretty. But not just your face, your brain! It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face ...
Marianne: Are you drunk?
(source: Galavant)
Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range.
Sunny: Is there anything we can do?
Sugar Plum Fairy: There is one way, but it’s terribly dangerous and partially illegal ... So you’re in the right place!
(source: The Owl House, S1E15)
Dawn: Sparkly is my favourite colour!
(source: Adventures of Puss In Boots, S1E6)

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Sunny: I promise you that there is a reasonable explanation for this! Well, an explanation for this.
(source: 3Below, Tales of Arcadia)
Marianne: I cannot make this any clearer. I do not like you!
Roland: You’re not making any sense! How can you not like me, when you obviously totally like me?
(source: Adventures of Puss In Boots, S1E14)
Marianne: Ugh, I’m tired now. Phew! Hating things takes a lot of energy.
(source: Trolls World Tour, aka Trolls 2)
Marianne: I don’t hate you.
Bog King: I don’t hate you, too.
(source: Avatar the Last Airbender)
Dawn: I have made the decision to trust you.
Bog King: A horrible decision, really.
(source: Tangled)

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Roland: I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man, but even I have my limits.
(source: ‘Dude, Where’s My Ranch?’, The Simpsons)
One of Marianne’s handmaidens, about Roland: He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
(source: 'Homer and Apu', The Simpsons)