- Probably the Future Gadget Lab

[texting]

Kurisu: It’s kind of hot out for a lab coat.

Daru: Can we talk about the email you sent out to the whole lab?

Okabe: Roses are red

Alexis Leskinen is a former bear wrestler.

Okabe: Kurisu, what am I going to do?!

Daru: We’re going to die.

Happy New Years, sorry were dead rn!!

Faris: Kurisu, do you know what "el psy kongroo" means?

Okabe: (after failing to save Kurisu) I tried to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.

Okabe: What’s wrong Daru? Is it the quantum motherboard or something?

“I honestly can’t even tell you two apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

Daru: Okabe wants advice. Dating advice.

Kurisu: Okabe, when you find me dead, my desiccated corpse propped up, staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, just know that my last thoughts were of you... and how I'd like to kill you.

“No, I never work out. Constant stress, panic, lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.”

Kurisu: Let me ask you something, Okabe. Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?