Ernst: If it’s spelt like ‘k-nights’, why is it pronounced like ‘nights’?
Hanschen, lovingly: Ernst, life is too short for me to answer pointless questions like that.
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Ernst: If it’s spelt like ‘k-nights’, why is it pronounced like ‘nights’?
Hanschen, lovingly: Ernst, life is too short for me to answer pointless questions like that.

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Wendla: Melchior? Don’t you have something you want to say to Hanschen?
Melchior: Yes, but then you’d make me apologise for that too.
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
-Hanschen Rilow.
Melchior: I trusted you!
Hanschen: Why?
Melchior: I like your new dress.
Wendla: Thanks! It was 50% off.
Melchior: I'd like it 100% off.
Wendla: They can't just give out free stuff.
Melchior: That's not what I--
Wendla: That's a terrible way to run a business, Melchi!

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Ilse: Rules are made to be broken.
Thea: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ilse: Uh, piñatas.
Martha: Glow sticks.
Wendla: Karate boards.
Anna: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctors said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
Ernst?
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Hanschen
Thea: What's wrong with you?
Moritz: Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Hanschen: [Looking at Melchior] I'm not advocating for murder, but, if it happens, it happens.

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Why is pretty boy considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.
Hanschen, definitely.