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the soundtrack:
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miles morales: [jumps off a building]
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Congrats on the Academy Award, Spiderverse!
police: youāre under arrest for trying to carry five people on a single motorcycle.
ham: Wait, what do you mean FIVE?
police: yes...? five?
ham: oh my god what the FUCK
police: sir?
ham: MILES FUCKING FELL OFF
Little help? ā³ requested by @spidergirl7
I love the parallel between the way Aaron and Jefferson is holding up Milesā¦
Aaron: Swaying from side to side, holding miles legs by the front not all the way around his legs/ankles and miles having to shift his feet to stay steady.
(Is not stable for miles and not completely keeping miles safe and could get him hurt)
Jefferson: Holding still, holding miles legs by having his hands around miles legs/ankles, miles donāt need to shiftĀ to be steady.Ā
(Is stable for miles and makes sure he is safe and make sureĀ heĀ can not be hurt)
I thought of something different when I saw this. Jefferson is steady holding Miles because he has experience in it. When he and Aaron were growing up and getting into trouble, Iām sure Aaron did the handiwork while Jefferson held him up. He knows the drill. Aaron is all shaky because heās used to being the one up top.
uGh thank god for spider-man: into the spider-verse (2018),, bless this film

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Peter B: what are you guys doing
Gwen: catching pokƩmon
Peter B: weāre in a museum
Miles: pokƩmon gogh
Spider-Ham, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: W̬ĢĢ̻̰ĢĶHEĶĢĶĢ¤Ķ RĢÆĢĶĢŖĢ£ĶĢ»EĶ̦ĢĢ¤Ģ ĶĢĢ̳Ķ̼̰AĢ¹ĢŗĶ Ģ®ĶĢRĶ”EĶĢ Ģ Ģŗ ŅĢTĢ¢ĢĶĢĶ HĶĢŗĶĶ̯̼EĶĢĶĢĶĢ¼Ģ ĶĶĶĢ®FĢĢ£ĶĢĶĢ̱R̬ĶĢ«ĶEĶ¢ĶĶ̻̰ĶĶSĢHĢ̼ĢĶ Ķ̮̩CĢ£Ķ̼ĢĢŗĶĢH̸̰̩ĢIĶĶĢĢĶĢ£ĢḶ̢D̰RĢ”ĶĶĶĢĢEĶ”NĶĶĢĶ̲ĢĶĶ ĢĢ»ĶĢĢŗĢ«FĶĢO̩̤̓R̤ĶĢ«Ķ̬ ĢÆĶM̧ĢĶ̹ĶĶEĶ Ģ³ĶĶ Ģ©Ģ°ĶĢ«TĶĶ̲ĶOĢ”Ķ̱̳̻ ̧FĶĶĢ̬EĶĢĶĢ®ĶAĶĶĶĶ̮̪ĶĶS̬̲TĶĢĶĢ ĢĢUĶĢP̢̳ĢĶ̻̦OĢNĶ ĢĶ̰̯?̣̯?Ķ Ģ Ģ¹Ģ¹ĢŗĢ¤??ĢøĢ
Peter B, holding up a cross and backing himself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
Miles: [stares off into space]
Peter B: Hey kid, what's wrong?
Miles: What happens when a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?
Peter B: [stares off into space too]
Miles, sliding $10 across the bar: I'll have the usual
Bartender: [gives him a hug]
miles: [googling] what do leg bleeding raccoon bite
google: elevate and apply pressure
miles: [lifting raccoon real high] apologize or else

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May: Swear words are banned now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Peter B: Heck
May: you're on thin fucking ice
dad bod spiderman canāt drive
well MAYBE he can, but heās a miserable parallel parker
god fuckingĀ damn it
spiderverse good
concept: after a few meetings, milesā dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate,Ā āthinks dropping his voice actually disguises itā child. after his freak out (he went up against king pin but heās so small?? rio he said he loved me heās a baby-) he becomes very determined To Stop Spiderman (From Hurting Himself), but since the kidās so slippery he mostly just⦠dads at him from the sidelines, yells encouragements and backs him up in fights and asks him if heās okay afterwards between lectures on vigilantism and also do your parents know where you are young man? and at some point the double parenting starts to confuse miles and he accidentally calls him dad to his face while in the spiderman suit without even noticing. but jefferson notices and is like. Ah. My Child Now. and Operation: Stop Spiderman turns into Operation: Adopt Spiderman. so anyway heās currently trying to figure out how to ask miles if heād be okay with having a brother and miles is currently trying to figure out how to tell his own father that he canāt actually adopt himĀ
OP please I want to read this so bad
Jefferson catching miles wearing the Spidey suit and tearing up because āOMG heās so excited to have this sibling that heās dressing up as him in supportā
Miles: My DNA test results came back positive. I definitely have DNA.
Ham: quit bragging

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Peter B to Miles: [breakdancing gently] What's wrong, son?
Peni: I am the spider guardian, guardian of the spiders!
Noir: The Sinister Six quivers before her!
[villains break into May's house]
Peni: Fuck off!