Incorrect Spartacus Quotes

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

There’s a German term for this. It’s called ‘dontgiveashitness’.

SAXA: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot ass couple.

Am I just a giant naked man with 2 axes?

They would probably be, at least for a moment, intimidated a bit, and we could get a few licks in before they realize we're just a pile of idiots running at them.

Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

SPARTACUS: Hey Gannicus, wanna help?

I woke up gay again today. Now I gotta go do gay shit.

Hot pink is an amazing color. Why can’t I wear it without my masculinity being called into question?

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I WILL murder you and smile while I do it.

Gannicus would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point. Seriously, he would.

I gotta be straight with you…I’m gay for you.

I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me.

SPARTACUS: We're not friends.

I must admit, there have been times in my life where I’ve been calmer.

Hello. My name is Quintus Lentulus Batiatus. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

SPARTACUS: Alright people, Let's do this thing. Go, Team Dynamite!