Incorrect Sophette

Boris, posting on social media: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man, have fun in there.

Claudette, texting Sophie: [sends a voice message]

Ziva: Dear, can I talk to you for a minute?

Tony: I'm not creepy.

Claudette: [rolls over in bed and knees Sophie]

Sophie: Did Claudette tell me she loves me for the first time?

Claudette, when Sophie back from the coast: When I said "bring me a beach souvenir" I meant like a shell or something.

*During yoga class*

Claudette: Your internet connection is unstable.

Boris: Claudette told me the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Claudette: Babe, are you jealous?

Sophie: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Ziva: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Tony.

Boris: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.