Incorrect Spider-Man: Homecoming Quotes

Peter: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Peter: this is one-hundred-percent-certified-for-realskies

Ned: I'm really nervous about this date tomorrow night. Do you have like, a first date outfit I could borrow? Like, I dunno, a pair of cargo pants? What about a sexy hat?

Flash: oh my god. I'm feeling it! I'm gonna break dance!

Michelle after hearing she's captain: I am usually not one for speeches, so goodbye

Ned: Peter, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems

Peter: oh I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable!

Peter: my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.

Ned: sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot

Michelle to Peter: my instinct is to be mean to you

Peter: I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I'm going to do

Michelle: I'm not interested in caring about people

Peter: do you think doing alcohol is cool?