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Mary: where’s Freddie?
Darla: doing stuff
Mary: don’t like the sound of that, where’s Billy?
Darla: stopping Freddie from doing stuff
Mary: Pedro and Eugene?
Darla: stopping Billy so Freddie can do the stuff
Mary: and you?
Darla: distracting you so Freddie can do the stuff
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Freddy: Darla really changed once she became a vegetarian
Freddy: Its like ive never seen herbivore
Mary: *does something*
Freddy: *slaps her forehead* Omg, you’re so smart!
Mary: why did you do that?!
Freddy: That was me high fiving your brain.
Mary: … thank you?
Mary: All right, good responses to getting stabbed with a sword? Any ideas?
Pedro: Rude.
Eugene: That's fair.
Billy: Not again.
Freddy: Are you going to want this back?
Freddy: Give me a V!
Darla: V!!
Freddy: Give me an O!
Darla: O!!
Freddy: Give me an R!
Mary: I don’t like where this is going…
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Billy about Freddy: he’s so immature sometimes, i dont even know what to do anymore
Mary: didnt he get excited when he found out he could drink 2 capri suns at once?
Freddy, walking in with 3 capri suns: you’re not going to believe this
Billy, when he first became Shazam: I am the Night. I AM DARKNESS
Freddy, scrubbing blood out his costume for the fifth time in two days: A bloody nightmare is what you are.
Freddy: *sneaks into his room in the middle of the night after a fight with a black eye and broken nose*
Billy: *flicks on light*
Freddy:
Billy:
Freddy [raising hands]: In my defense, we both know I'm extremely stupid and irresponsible.
Freddy, to Billy: Rosa said it was MY turn with the brain cell!
Mary: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we’re still alive?
Billy: Oh, yeah.
Pedro: All the time.
Eugene: By all likelihood, we shouldn’t be.
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Villain: I have your son.
Billy: But I don't have a son?
Villain: Then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Billy: Oh my god, you have Freddy!
Freddy, at 2 AM: What’s the opposite of Germany
Billy: Whattttt
Freddy: Gerfew
Billy: That’s it, that’s IT I want to bunk with Pedro and Eugene.
Eugene: Only geniuses are able to say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Mary: No one is going to fall for that-
Fredy: IAMSTUPID
Freddy: Write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back.
Darla: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Billy, in the distance: Or murder…
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Freddy: You’ve heard of Vans - the shoe company. Now introducing Shoes - the van company
Mary: Freddy, I am begging you please leave this group.
Mary: Why were you arrested this time?
Billy: I got arrested for being too cool.
Eugene: Charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.