Incorrect Super Sentai and Kamen Rider Quotes

The other Makoto: Is THAT what they told you? Do you wanna know what they told me?!

Touma: Why in the world would Kento text a girl he barely knows that he sometimes has gay dreams about me?

Ren: Slow your roll. You? He's clearly talking about me.

Touma: Dude, it's me. I'm his best friend.

Ren: Okay, one: That has never been proven. Two: If anyone were to have gay dreams about one of us, it would be me. I mean, look at me. Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.

Touma: Here's the thing, Ren. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.

Ren: I work out every day. If there is one thing we know about Kento, it's that he likes a nice body. This body would rock his world.

Touma: Kento and I have a history. I know what he likes. There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind... - Why do we want to have sex with Kento? 

—Vroon.

Aruto: Here, take my jacket.

Izu: Thank you Aruto-sama

Yua: ...I'm cold too.

Kiriko: We hate Mr. Belt now. Get on board or the sexting stop.

Towa: That’s a genius move

Bamba: Thank you

Towa: You’re welcome… Asuka

Banjou: How about I pound you like a boy?