the dad coalition™ speaks

Jannik Hansen: I did what was expected of me, which was nothing.

Joe Thornton: You're going to have to try a little harder to insult me, I'm rarely paying attention.

Doug Wilson: *while signing Brandon Bollig* Instead of spending all your time trying to make things better and failing you can cut out the middleman and just make things worse

Doug Wilson: I will say one thing, and then I will say a whole bunch more one things after that first one thing

Micheal Haley: Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.

Joe Pavelski: A good captain goes down with the ship. I personally don't need a professional obligation to sink to the bottom of the ocean. I just do it.

Brent Burns: Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.

Timo Meier: I have grown and evolved a lot over the past five weeks since I was born