seymour said gay rights

just remembered this blog exists. i may not be who i was in 2019 anymore but unironic fandom sandsverse ppl are still so strong yall keep doing what youre doing

For all your not-large Sandsverse needs head on over to @incorrectmortalsandsversequotes

fun fact: back when i had a gf i for some reason felt the need to tell my friend whenever we fucked. i did so by sending them a sandsverse screenshot with the majority of the post edited out so elmer simply said "I Fuck My Wife"

photoshopped a proboscis monkey's head onto a buff man's body because my friend told me elmer's not buff and i wanted to prove them wrong. i would post it however im 99% sure the tumblr filter would probably freak out over it. buff elmer cannot be seen by mortal eyes i guess

me sending sandsvendor100 asks: read me seymour. read me all night long. you can do it. read me seymour.

closed my eyes and envisioned spongebob as a merchant. never closing my eyes again