incorrect sakadays

nagumo, about all the kids sakamoto's collected: they popped out of the store! like daisies!

sakamoto: how are we looking? rion: sexy, but not like we're trying too hard nagumo: like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless sakamoto: i meant on the mission—

nao: i'm here to see mafuyu. i'm a friend of his natsuki: that's impossible. mafuyu doesn't have any friends

shin: you know, you seem very mature for your age amane: thanks, it was the trauma

nao: get you someone who looks at you the way mafuyu looks at a bottle of hand sanitizer

tenkyu, walking into a convenince store at midnight: i need to assassinate someone employee: aisle two tenkyu: thanks!

kamihate: my name is kamihate with a b, and i've been afraid of insects my entire life— shin: stop, stop. where? kamihate: what? shin: where's the b? kamihate: theRE'S A BEE—

therapist: i believe you said your early childhood was "satisfactory"? uzuki: no, you misheard, i said it was a "sadness factory"

lu: everyone knows that smaller creatures are way more vicious. it's because all their anger is bottled up in such a tiny space shin: that's stupid, give me one example of that heisuke: wasps akira: pomeranians natsuki: mafuyu

kashima: i've only had hana for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

shishiba: . . . and when you see nagumo later, give him this face. he'll know what it means [later] hyo: oh, shishiba wanted me to pass along a message nagumo: ah, his neutral face of displeasure!

rion: bitch nagumo: blocked rion: wait unblock me i need to tell you something important nagumo: what? rion: BITCH

lu: petition to move the 'd' from 'wednesday' heisuke: wednesay lu: not what i was thinking, but i'm flexible!

nao: how petty can you get? mafuyu: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about

kaji: name a more iconic duo than me and debilitating anxiety, i'll wait shin: you and me! kaji, tearing up: o-okay

nagumo: happy pride month, everyone! you know what that means! shin: what? what do you want us to do? kill gay people?