#mashimo heisuke

(*inside the Sakamoto Store*) Heisuke: Yo~! I'm here to get today's leftover meat buns! Shin: You...Don't you get tired from eating meat buns day in day out? Heisuke: Hm? Why would I get tired of it when they are this tasty. Besides it'd be a waste to just throw them away. Shin: Well, you've got a point. Aoi: Shin-kun, Heisuke-kun, got a minute? Shin: Hm? What is it Aoi-san? Aoi: You see, my friend is sponsoring an event but they don't seem to have enough staff for it. Aoi: It's a part time job with overnight stay, but I was wondering if you two could help out? Shin: If it's for your friend we'll help! Right, Heisuke? Heisuke: Yeah! Leave it to us! Aoi: Really? You're a big help, thank you! Heisuke: So, what exactly do you need us to do? Aoi: Ufufu, that is for you to look forward to when you arrive ♪ Shin and Heisuke: ??? ... (*scene change, fancy hall background*) Shin: Hello there everyone, you've got nerves to come aboard our ship. It will be an arduous journey so be prepared. Heisuke: You guys boarding this ship means that from today on you too are part of our family! Shin: With the pirates oath from our hearts, hoist the sails and take the rudder! Raise the flags high and proud and let's row out to the grand sea! Heisuke: Let's set off to look the legendary pirates hidden treasure! Shin & Heisuke: Yo Ho Ho!! Piisuke: Pii Pii-! ... Heisuke: But say, who would have thought that the job Aoi-san asked us to do would be as cast for a pirate event on a luxury cruise ship. Shin: Yea, though I didn't think we'd have to get this into character... Heisuke: If we didn't have lines for the scenarios I would have been done for. Thanks for the cue cards. Piisuke! Piisuke: Pii Pii Shin: Well, it's for Aoi's request is also Sakamoto's request. Let's work seriously until the end and then return. Heisuke: Yeah! Shin: Well then let's resume this pirate mission and get this pirate event to liven up. Let's go, Heisuke! Heisuke: ...Shin, he's unsually high spirited. Mhm, it's a good thing to be in motivated. Piisuke: Pii~♪

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Shin: ... I said I was motivated but man it's crazy busy Heisuke: Yeah, now that you say that, it seems like theres one more person for the part time pirate role. It'd be nice if we could be friends. Shin: Really?! I'm relieved~ ....but say, why's he the only late one? Seba: Hello, nice to meet... Shin: Ah! You're that invisibility-! Heisuke: C-Could you be the last other part timer.... Seba: ... Shin: Wait wait wait, why are you turning back. We're busy here so get going and help us out! Seba: Why do I have to end up working with you guys... Shin: Don't make such a visibly displeased face. If there isn't enough people there's no other choice! Heisuke: Calm down, today we're all in the same boat so we're comrades. Let's get along! Okay? Look! The customers are all waiting! Shin: ...shit, this is for Aoi's sake. I can't exactly get off the boat here now, don't I. Alright, break done! Let's get back to work... Shin: With the pirates oath from our hearts, hoist the sails and take the rudder! Heisuke: Let's set off to look the legendary pirates hidden treasure! Shin & Heisuke: Yo Ho Ho!! Seba: ... Shin: Seba!! You need to liven up more and be more pirate-y!! Seba: If I get serious will I get a wage raise? Shin: Sebaaaa...!!!! Heisuke: Calm down! Shin!!!! ... (Scene change, night time) Shin: ...Haa. They asked us to do night patrols too. Heisuke: The other staff members seem busy too. Let's help them out however we can! Seba: This is overtime work though. Heisuke: Now now, there's probably no one weird around anyway. Stealthy Rob: ....sneak sneak Heisuke: ....h-hey Shin....That guy over there seems overly sneaky Shin: What is it? A burglar? Heisuke: A burglar!? Stealthy Rob: !!! Seba: Ah, he ran. Shin: It's because your voice was too loud, Heisuke! Heisuke: So-sorry!! Shin: Anyway, let's chase after him!!

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Stealthy Rob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I won't do anything anymore so please forgive me! Shin: If a sorry were enough, we wouldn't need the police. Seba: A thief that steals money and other things from the guest rooms...I believe there's more respectable ways to live a life. Stealthy Rob: Ugh...The truth is the my wife's father has an uncle with a grand child who has a friend whose uncle has a grandmother that has an illness which is why I really need the money. Shin: Who'd fall for a lie like that. Heisuke: Illness!? That's awful! What kind of illness is it? Seba: Ah. There's an incredibly good willed guy. Shin: How good willed can he be towards others...Heisuke it's a lie. Everything he just said is a lie. Heisuke: What!? He lied!? Bu-but how could you tell!? Ah! Could it be... Heisuke: You read his mind!? That's Shin for you! Shin: No, you could tell even without reading... Seba: Uhm... Shin: What. Seba: Sorry to interrupt your chatting but the guy just now left for somewhere, is that alright? Shin: Huh!? Heisuke: Ah! When'd that guy leave the boat!? Shin: Shit! We can't let that robber get away! Let's go after him! Heisuke! Seba! Seba: Huh? Me too? Shin: Of course! Lend us a hand! Is it alright if you don't get any part-time pay? Seba: That's a bit troublesome. Shin: Alright, let's go! ... (*Scene change, dark cave*) Stealthy Rob: ...hehe. These guys won't be able to chase me here. It's my total victory! Shin: Is that so? Whose total victory is it? Stealthy Rob: Wha-! How are you guys here?! Shin: I just had to think and see things through like a petty thief. Stealthy Rob: Shit! Time to flee! *Thud!* Stealthy Rob: Ouch! W-What the!? There's nothing so what...!? Did I hit something? Huh? What!? *Bzzt bzzt* Seba: I'm taking this back. Stealthy Rob: Ahhh!! My treasures are f-f-floating in midair! How!? What's going on!? *Whizz* Stealthy Rob: Shriek! ...A b-bullet!? Heisuke: Woah there, don't move. Next time I'll hit you.

Heisuke: Hey Shin, today's survival game sure was fun! Shin: Yeah, I was pretty frightened when you joined the opposing team

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Seba: Ah... Shin: You're...! Heisuke: Ah! You're the invisibility guy! Seba: Ah...hello. Heisuke: What are you doing around here? Shin: Oi Heisuke! Don't get near him, you don't know what he might pull!! Seba: No, back then I was given orders. I won't attack anymore, there's no payment. Shin: So if there's money involved you'll fight...! Heisuke: Oh yeah, why are you holding a flower bouquet anyway? Where you at a flower shop? Seba: That's none of your business.

Shin: Oh I see, today's your birthday. Seba: Ahhh...Right you were a shitty esper after all. Shin: The shitty wasn't needed. Heisuke: So it was your birthday! Congratulations!! Seba: ...thanks. Shin: Still, even you have someone who'd give you a present, huh. Seba: It's just an obligatory thing. It was from my part time coworker. Shin: Listen you...!! You should show proper gratitude when someone's celebrating you! Heisuke: Sniff*...He's probably just troubled! Heisuke: Oh yeah! Since it's your birthday, I know a really tasty cake shop! Let's go together~! Seba: There's no way I'd go. Heisuke: But whyyy. Just for a bit is cool no? Shin: ...Isn't it all right? If you don't go I'll(/you?**) have to look at this guy's sad eyes all the time. Seba: Sigh...Well, if you'll treat me I'm coming along.

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Seba: ...a food truck? Heisuke: These guy's sell amazingly tasty cakes! Shin: That's true. But wait, do you even have money, Heisuke? Heisuke: Sure do! I properly have some with me! *clang*

Shin: Fi...Fifty yen!? Heisuke: Huh? Are you saying 50 yen won't do!? Seba: Pfft, you're a weird guy. Shin: Damn it, so I'm the one treating. Don't laugh and choose already!! Seba: Then this one. Shin: You just chose the most expensive one on purpose!! Seba: Not really? It just so happens that the one I want is the most expensive. Shin: ~~tch!!!

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